Category Archives: California

Good News…

Posted on August 7, 2007 by

I’m sure by now you’re wondering why there hasn’t been a skillet of the week, and I don’t blame you. However, there are more important things going on this week. Everything that you’ve been expecting is finally true. Soon enough … Continue reading →

Posted in Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Allison Stokke, Audrina Patridge, California, Celebrities, Church of Toph, Entertainment, Funny, Jarah Mariano, Jessica Alba, Katharine McPhee, Ladies, Lauren Conrad, Megan Fox, Minka Kelly, Miranda Kerr, Nicole Lapin, Nikki Sanderson, Rachel Bilson, Skillet of the Week, skillets, toph, Toph Listens, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, WTF | 6 Comments

Skillet of the Week… Megan Fox

Posted on July 9, 2007 by

(Toph’s note: I’ve been away to my bachelor weekend to past few days. I’m debating on writing a story about it. I’m just not sure if I can come close to doing it justice. I love you.) I have been … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Celebrities, Celebs, Entertainment, Fashion, Ladies, Megan Fox, skillet, Skillet of the Week, toph, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Transformers, Women | 11 Comments

How To Be Awesome…

Posted on July 1, 2007 by

So, you want to know how to be awesome? Well, why don’t you let Beau show you how. Step 1 – “Alright, this shouldn’t be a big deal.” Step 2 – “What the hell am I doing?” Step 3 – … Continue reading →

Posted in Aussie, Beau, Beau Lebens, California, Celebrities, Church of Toph, Funny, Humor, tophspeaks | 5 Comments

Move Over Stokke… Here Comes Lauren Collins

Posted on June 26, 2007 by

We’re always looking for the next great thing and thankfully we may have found her. I mean can you blame us for looking? With Allison Stokke trying her best to stay away from all things fame, despite the rumor that … Continue reading →

Posted in Allison Stokke, California, Collins, Hot Athletes, Ladies, Lauren Collins, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Track and Field, Uc Irvine, Women | 8 Comments

Skillet of the Week… Minka Kelly

Posted on June 24, 2007 by

Do you know Minka? She’s so hot it makes me want to crap myself. There’s not much to know about her other than the general hotness that she exudes. Of course, she steams up my TV every Sunday morning as … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Celebrities, Celebs, Entertainment, Football, Friday Night Lights, Ladies, Minka Kelly, NBC, Sex, skillet, Skillet of the Week, skillets, Television, toph, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, TV, Women | 6 Comments

Ask Toph the Celebrity Edition…

Posted on June 4, 2007 by

  Good day lovers, and how sexy do we look today? Every morning before I go to work I ask myself one question, “Would I do myself?” If the answer is yes, then I go on my way. If the … Continue reading →

Posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, Ask Toph, California, Celebrities, Celebs, Entertainment, gossip, Jeets, Jessica Alba, Katharine McPhee, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Bilson, Self Help, skillets, Skirts, toph, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Vanessa Minnillo, Women | 7 Comments

Allison Stokke… Updated

Posted on May 31, 2007 by

Sometimes a brotha hasta work, ya heard? I don’t know why, but I’ve been trying to bring ebonics back. Needless to say, it’s not working. I thought I should bring you all an Allison Stokke update, since it seems to … Continue reading →

Posted in 9Toes, Alison Stokke, Allison Stokke, California, Celebrities, Celebs, Entertainment, gossip, Ladies, skillet, Track and Field | 5 Comments

Dirk… Here’s Your Invite

Posted on May 30, 2007 by

Dirk, whud up, home slice? Here’s the deal, brother, my bachelor party is in a few short weeks, and since you’re not doing anything you should just come along. We’re all flying out to Tijuana  San Diego, for some beer … Continue reading →

Posted in Basketball, California, Celebrities, Celebs, Church of Toph, Dallas Mavericks, Dirk Nowitzki, Mavericks, NBA, Sports, tophspeaks | 8 Comments

Hace Mucho Calor…

Posted on May 24, 2007 by

There’s literally nothing better than summer in San Francisco. Growing up in Dallas, I began to hate summer. Well, hate is a strong word, but let’s say that unless you’re in a pool surround by chicks in bikinis it’s just … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Ladies, Party, San Francisco, Sex, skillet, skillets, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Women | 4 Comments