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How to Become a Bar Regular

November 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment

I guess you could say I’ve been very lucky when it has to do with drinking. It seems that I’ve just always known someone working at a bar, owning a bar or someone who has known someone who works at or owns a bar. Unless we’re looking for something new or are out town, expensive [...]

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Fall TV Preview 2008 - 2009 - New Shows

August 21st, 2008 · 4 Comments

What a strange TV season this is for new shows. Basically, due to the writers strike, there aren’t too many new ones out there. All that means is a lot of shows we enjoyed last year are coming back! But, before we get into the old, let’s take a look at the new Fall Shows [...]

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Sexy Print Ads…

July 31st, 2008 · 6 Comments

So, the other day Ray had an idea, which was to highlight some sexy print ads. I thought that Ray had a brilliant idea, and that’s what I’m here to do. Let’s look at some sexy ads, shall we?!
Obviously, American Apparel has always been known for printing sexy, provocative ads. However, this ad, which appeared [...]

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Ask Toph XXI…

April 22nd, 2008 · 13 Comments

So, I was thinking, “Man, this is only Ask Toph 21?” I thought for sure I had written more, but when you think about it 21 is a lot. 21, not only was it my baseball number, but it’s the age of drinking. 21 is also the age when girls bodies start to decline, and [...]

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MyBabyOurBaby.com

February 20th, 2008 · 12 Comments

From Ray and Beau comes MyBabyOurBaby.com. I don’t typically promote websites, but when your best friends spend a year designing it, complaining, and not hanging out on Saturday’s because they’re “working”, you don’t really have a choice. In fact, if you don’t promote it you run the risk of losing said friends, and them never [...]

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Toph Life… At the Bar…

February 12th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Typically, my drink of choice at most bars is Miller Lite. Your drink is supposed to say something about you. I think mine says, “Refuses to grow up and a little ghetto.” When I’m at a fancier bar, at a function of sorts or out with a more affluent crowd, then I order a Godfather. [...]

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I’ll Always Love You, Newspapers

January 31st, 2008 · 7 Comments

(Toph’s note:  I’ve written on this before HERE. I have repeated a lot of things from the first time I wrote on it, but I will say it’s worth repeating. I’m not passionate about many things, but this topic gets me fired up for some reason. Maybe because I devoted so much time to it. [...]

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Tags: California · Dallas Morning News · Entertainment · News · San Francisco Chronicle · business · tophspeaks

Toph Life… Gadgets Make Me Happy

January 8th, 2008 · 5 Comments

I’m really not sure there is anything better than getting new gadgets. I don’t know what it is about getting a new toy that makes life so sweet, but everyone is happier with new technology, whether it’s a vacuum cleaner that goes by itself or a new computer. Maybe I should have done this before [...]

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Toph Life… Holiday Gift Guide 2007

November 27th, 2007 · 25 Comments

As promised by me, here is my first annual Holiday Gift Guide for this Christmas 2007. I’ll break it into a few categories and give you the details on these must-haves for the holiday season. One love, homeskillets.
No Brainer Must-Haves
Nintendo Wii - I got mine last month or so, and I hate to admit [...]

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The Writers Guild Strike…

November 8th, 2007 · 26 Comments

As a lover of TV, I thought I would try to bring you up to speed on exactly what is going on, how we got there and when we can get television back. Granted, I’m no expert, so please feel free to discuss below.
The Writers Guild of America (WGA), or the people responsible for putting [...]

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