(Toph’s Note: Actually, I have 2 notes today. The 1st is about the Asian above. She’s got nothing to do with anything, other than I haven’t provided Ray with an Asian to look at in a while. The 2nd, is that I’m going to Vegas on Monday - Thursday for work. Updates will be sporadic [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Bored Stories'
K-Rid Owns the World
September 12th, 2008 · 5 Comments
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Stupidity is Everywhere - K-Rid
September 3rd, 2008 · 5 Comments
I work with an idiot.
I’m not exaggerating. In fact, I’ve decided that I’m going to start building little posts around his stupidity. These emails, guys, you’re going to love it. This is what I will now call The K-Rid Segment.
I’ll just post a few sentences of his ridiculous emails, and let you guys see what [...]
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Dude… What Happened?!
November 29th, 2007 · 3 Comments
Granted, I haven’t had to pick up a chick in some time, but when it was a daily requirement, I was freaking amazing. I was like the Patriots of dating. Yeah, maybe you were jealous with my flawless record, maybe you hated how I always came through in the clutch and maybe you hated [...]
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My Friend Pops His Collar…
October 5th, 2007 · 16 Comments
I never thought I would be able to admit this, and for anonymity sake I won’t use their real names, but my friends, who we’ll call the Poppers, pops their collars. I’m not sure how to start telling you this sad tale of epic proportions, so I’ll start at the beginning. Every great story [...]
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