Toph Speaks

Welcome to the 3rd Annual Toph Awards, The Tophies. You’ve been waiting all year to find out who will be the Skillet of the Year and you won’t be disappointed. Unless, well, I guess you could be disappointed, but whatever. It’s been a long year, and I’m happy you’re still with me.
In 2009 look for [...]

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So, I’m in the middle of writing my Breeders’ Cup review, which will be on both sites.
Obviously, it’s taking some time, so I’m going to do a photo dump for you all.
I’ve never done one before, but there’s a lot of random photos I have around waiting to be included on a blog. Well, until [...]

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So, apparantly I’m losing my edge. My skillets aren’t up to certain “standards” anymore. Well, how’s Yesica Toscanini for your standards?
Actually, let’s look at what it takes to be a skillet.
Something for us to say, “Yes, she’s a skillet,” or, “No, she’s not!”
1. Hotness. You can’t have a skillet without hotness. There’s at least got [...]

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Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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OK, before you say shit, Ray, she is of age. When your girl Miley flips over 17, then I’ll gladly have her up (or when the naked photos are posted… which ever comes first).
I’m assuming by this point, regardless of your love or hate for Disney, you know Vanessa Hudgens. She’s that hot girl dating [...]

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They say on every great woman is a bikini, which is why we’re bringing you the very first Toph Speaks Swimsuit Edition. I’m not gonna lie, I don’t really know anything about bikinis. I can’t tell you where to find the perfect one, or what colors will look best on you. What I know is [...]

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You don’t know Irina Sheik (otherwise known as Irina Shayk)? Truth be told, I don’t really either. What I do know is that she’s a smokin’ hot Russian who’s been in the SI swimsuit issue, and the Victoria’s Secret catalog.
How come the Russian’s I’ve met are all ugly, toad looking people? Where are these hot [...]

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So, the day is plenty bright, but I do miss when it wasn’t. Then, I’d post some cute chick and everyone would be happy. Remember when I used to make you guys happy? Now all you do is bitch, complain and expect greatness. Well you’ll get greatness… as soon as I have a moment.
Actually, I’m [...]

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