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Vegas… Again

September 25th, 2008 · 6 Comments

OK, I am finally 75% caught up at work. So, it’s time to sit down and tell you guys a story. A story about a guy with a dream. A dream to own Vegas for a week. It’s a heroic story. A story of love, faith, trials and tribulations. Wait, actually it doesn’t have any [...]

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MyBabyOurBaby.com

February 20th, 2008 · 12 Comments

From Ray and Beau comes MyBabyOurBaby.com. I don’t typically promote websites, but when your best friends spend a year designing it, complaining, and not hanging out on Saturday’s because they’re “working”, you don’t really have a choice. In fact, if you don’t promote it you run the risk of losing said friends, and them never [...]

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How To Be Awesome…

July 1st, 2007 · 7 Comments

So, you want to know how to be awesome? Well, why don’t you let Beau show you how.
Step 1 - “Alright, this shouldn’t be a big deal.”
Step 2 - “What the hell am I doing?”
Step 3 - “This is normal at a restaurant.”
Step 4 - “Here [...]

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