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Category Archives: Basketball
Dance, Dance
I’m not exactly sure how, but I’m on the Dallas Maverick Dancers email list. Well, it’s probably because I spend so much time on the site. I mean… umm… researching skillets. I don’t know why, but researching skillets makes it … Continue reading
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Dirk… Here’s Your Invite
Dirk, whud up, home slice? Here’s the deal, brother, my bachelor party is in a few short weeks, and since you’re not doing anything you should just come along. We’re all flying out to Tijuana San Diego, for some beer … Continue reading
Posted in Basketball, California, Celebrities, Celebs, Church of Toph, Dallas Mavericks, Dirk Nowitzki, Mavericks, NBA, Sports, tophspeaks
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So Much To Say…
I have so much to complain, praise, and yell about I’ve decided to just wrap it all into one. Okay, so there is nothing to praise. How’s that for sex? As far as the greatest pictures I have ever … Continue reading
Posted in Ask Toph, Basketball, Celebrities, Celebs, Dallas Mavericks, Entertainment, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Mavericks, Mavs, Maxim, Movies, NBA, News, tophspeaks
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Class… Step It Up Mavs
Hey Hey! Well, it looks like Dirk showed up last night, and what a relief it was. A lot of Mav fans were extremely happy to get the win last, and I wasn’t one of them. We’re happy to get … Continue reading
Posted in Basketball, Dallas Mavericks, Mavericks, NBA, Sports, tophspeaks
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I couldn’t have said it better myself
Make it fucking happen tonight Mavs! Girls Gone Sports letter to Dirk
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Ask Toph XIV…
Snappinin, my loves? Let’s get dirty, shall we? Today is a beautiful 70 degree day here in San Francisco, and I feel alive. It’s the kind day where you want to answer a question with, “Up your butt and … Continue reading
Posted in Ask Toph, Basketball, Church of Toph, Entertainment, Kitchens, Ladies, skillets, Sports, toph, tophspeaks
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Go Mavs!
It’s been a really slow day today. I didn’t want to go into the weekend, with nothing, so it’s time I talk about the Mavs. We aren’t far away from the end of the season, and with the playoffs looming, … Continue reading
Posted in Basketball, Dallas Mavericks, Mavericks, NBA, Sports, toph, tophspeaks
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Who is #1?
Somehow, Glamour magazine gets delivered to my door every month. I’m not sure how, but I think it has something to do La Diabla (how’s that Jon?) trying to understand the American ways. There was a top 10 poll recently … Continue reading
Posted in Asian, Ask Toph, Basketball, Celebrities, Celebs, Fashion, Kitchens, Ladies, Rachel Bilson, Sex, Sex Tape, skillet, skillets, Television, Toph Sex, tophspeaks
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My Mavs…
Tonight I witnessed something that I never thought I would see. I know it’s not the same as what Boston fans went through, but in a way it is. Neither I nor Red Sox fans had a chance to see … Continue reading
Posted in Basketball, History, Sports, tophspeaks
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Ask Toph VIII…
(Written a few days ago)Man alive, I have not been able to answer any of your important questions lately. I haven’t had internet, and I am not sure how my new job feels about me spending 50 percent of my … Continue reading
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