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My Night at Fenway : Rangers – Red Sox

August 14th, 2008 · 4 Comments

(Toph’s Note:  Photos of the game are located HERE - This can also be seen on TheSportsBizzo.com)
There’s a lot of ways I want to start this story, because there’s so much to tell I don’t know where to start. I guess I’ll start by saying I got to witness one of the best baseball games [...]

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Introducing… The Sports Bizzo…

April 18th, 2008 · 3 Comments

As I’ve said before when promoting other people, I don’t usually promote other people. So, why am I doing it again? Because this time it’s me, as well.
I’d like to introduce you all to The Sports Bizzo. Here’s what I’ve already written about the site, reproduced right here!!! Know that it’s still a work in [...]

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The 2007 Toph Awards…

January 3rd, 2008 · 31 Comments

Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]

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The 10 Sporting Events that Changed My Life…

December 8th, 2007 · 5 Comments

I was about to write something very negative about where sports is heading. But, sports means too much to me. I’m not sure it would matter where it headed, I’d probably still watch. I will still raise my children to love the Cowboys and Mavs, and I will let them decide between the Yankees or [...]

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WTF!?!? Dallas Morning News…

August 16th, 2007 · No Comments

Here’s a headline I just read from the Dallas Morning News…
Wilson gives Rangers happy ending
If that’s not funny enough… have you seen the Lawsuit on Mike Vick?
My favorite parts are:
- Michael Vick pledged allegiance to Al-Qaeda
- Michael Vick subjected me to microwave testing.
- Michael Vick used drugs in school zones
- Michael Vick is in the [...]

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Holy Cow! So Long… Phil Rizzuto…

August 14th, 2007 · 10 Comments

It is with sad news that I inform you that Phill Rizzuto has passed away. Mr. Rizzuto’s health had been declining for years and he has been living in a nursing home for the past few years.
Rizzuto was a Hall of Fame Shortstop with the Yankees from 1941 - 1956.
Phil “The Scooter” Rizzuto, called [...]

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Jeets and Alba… Say it Ain’t So…

August 10th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Of course it ain’t so, it was reported by L.A. Rag Mag, which isn’t a mag at all. Anyhow, in ridiculous news, L.A. Rag Mag is “reporting” that Jeets gave Jessica Alba herpes. Now, I’m not saying that this isn’t something that couldn’t (or hasn’t) happen to say, A-Rod, Tex, Manny, Ortiz, or Barry, but [...]

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I’m A Yankees Fan… So What???

May 17th, 2007 · 8 Comments

It feels good to finally admit to the free world that I love the New York Yankees. I know, on paper it doesn’t make sense, but give me a second and I will try to explain it.
I have been a Yankees fan since circa 1989, and I blame it all on my dad. See, when [...]

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Cracker League Baseball…

April 10th, 2007 · 4 Comments

I feel like I am on some sort of roll today. Ray and I were having a conversation this morning about a Sportscenter report on Jackie Robinson. If you need some background on Jackie Robinson, you have problems. But, since people have problems, here’s the quick story. Jackie Robinson was the first black major league [...]

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The Mighty Toph Has Struck Out…

November 10th, 2006 · No Comments

I have heard the myths. The rumors, if you will. I have had friends actually tell me they went home alone. I never believed them. Why would I? Women go out for a reason. They want to sleep with some one. My philosophy has always been, “Be that [...]

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