Welcome to the 3rd Annual Toph Awards, The Tophies. You’ve been waiting all year to find out who will be the Skillet of the Year and you won’t be disappointed. Unless, well, I guess you could be disappointed, but whatever. It’s been a long year, and I’m happy you’re still with me.
In 2009 look for [...]
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The 2008 Tophie Awards…
January 4th, 2009 · 4 Comments
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Toph’s Holiday Gift Guide 2008
December 3rd, 2008 · 13 Comments
Christmas is the most wonderful time in the world. I know it, you know it, everyone friggin’ knows it. Let’s look at the breakdown of awesomicity.
1. Making sweet, gooey love in the snow.
2. Riding reindeer all night long.
3. Mrs. Claus is finally alone for the night. (Rawr…)
4. Chicks in Santa Hats and Stockings.
5. Me in [...]
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How to Become a Bar Regular
November 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment
I guess you could say I’ve been very lucky when it has to do with drinking. It seems that I’ve just always known someone working at a bar, owning a bar or someone who has known someone who works at or owns a bar. Unless we’re looking for something new or are out town, expensive [...]
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Slutty Halloween Costumes 2008
October 16th, 2008 · 5 Comments
Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]
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Things That Are Awesome…
October 15th, 2008 · 5 Comments
You know what’s awesome?
We’re streaming The Sports Bizzo podcast live next week.
Actually, the whole Bizzo is pretty damn awesome.
For Diabla’s birthday, I got her cowboy boots, a purse and 2 dinners (one at Simply Fondue and one at Ruth’s Chris). That was pretty awesome.
Early 90’s rap is awesome.
Ben Folds new CD is almost as awesome [...]
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