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Fall TV Preview 2008 - 2009 - New Shows

August 21st, 2008 · 4 Comments

What a strange TV season this is for new shows. Basically, due to the writers strike, there aren’t too many new ones out there. All that means is a lot of shows we enjoyed last year are coming back! But, before we get into the old, let’s take a look at the new Fall Shows [...]

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Audrina Patridge is Awesome

April 8th, 2008 · 6 Comments

She couldn’t be Skillet of Week, because she’s a previous recipient. I haven’t figured out if I should allow someone to be a 2-time winner yet. Anyhow, you may enjoy these new photos. Late. (Basically, I’m doing a WordPress 2.5 gallery test, which is why I’m doing this… You can now comment on the individual [...]

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Tags: Audrina Patridge · How to be Awesome · The Hills · tophspeaks

WTF!?!? Heidi Montag…

January 9th, 2008 · 11 Comments

I’m sure I’ll catch hell for this one, but please try to remember that I’m an LC supporter and think that Whitney and Audrina are just as special as most other skillets out there.
However… I can’t help to feel a little jealous of Heidi. Why can’t this be my life? Why does it seem that [...]

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Tags: Audrina Patridge · California · Celebrities · Celebs · Heidi Montag · Lauren Conrad · MTV · The Hills · WTF · tophspeaks

Grading the Halloween Hotties Celebrity Style…

November 7th, 2007 · 14 Comments

Welcome to the 2nd Annual Grading the Halloween Hotties Celebrity Style. As per usual, Halloween Hotties will be graded on a skillet by skillet basis. For the statistical breakdown check out the chart below. Enjoy the Skillets and feel free to add your own thoughts and analysis.
The Rating System
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Tags: Alessandra Ambrosio · Audrina Patridge · Avril Lavigne · California · Canada is Sexy · Celebrities · Celebs · Church of Toph · Comedy · Desperate Housewives · Fall Fashion · Fashion · Funny · Halloween · Halloween Hotties · Humor · Kitchens · Ladies · Lauren Conrad · Leighton Meester · Sexy Halloween Costumes · Skillet of the Week · Slutty Halloween Costumes · Style · Toph Life · Women · skillets · toph · tophspeaks

Why Do We Watch The Hills?

September 24th, 2007 · 2 Comments

That’s right…

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Tags: Audrina Patridge · California · Celebrities · Celebs · Lauren Conrad · The Hills · tophspeaks

Skillet of the Week… The Ladies of The Hills

June 6th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Yes, you heard me, this week we get a trifecta of hotness and it couldn’t come at a better time. I know what you’re thinking, “Toph, you couldn’t possibly watch The Hills, right?” Wrong, I do watch The Hills, and if you don’t then you are stupid. Granted, right now we’re waiting for the 3rd [...]

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Tags: Audrina Patridge · Celebrities · Celebs · Kitchens · Ladies · Lauren Conrad · MTV · Sex · Skillet of the Week · The Hills · Toph Sex · Whitney Port · Women · skillets · tophspeaks