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Category Archives: Ask Toph
Toph Circa ’99
Back in 1999 a lot of things were happening. I had just graduated high school, and the whole world was my oyster. I would like to think that back then I was a wise and learned man, but let’s be … Continue reading
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Ask Toph the Celebrity Edition…
Good day lovers, and how sexy do we look today? Every morning before I go to work I ask myself one question, “Would I do myself?” If the answer is yes, then I go on my way. If the … Continue reading
So Much To Say…
I have so much to complain, praise, and yell about I’ve decided to just wrap it all into one. Okay, so there is nothing to praise. How’s that for sex? As far as the greatest pictures I have ever … Continue reading
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Ask Toph XV…
GP are you with me? Does anyone remember Kirk Franklin? I used to love Kirk and God’s Property. Unfortunately, Kirk and I had something in common, we both love porn. That’s not unfortunate for me, but for a guy with … Continue reading
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Ask Toph XIV…
Snappinin, my loves? Let’s get dirty, shall we? Today is a beautiful 70 degree day here in San Francisco, and I feel alive. It’s the kind day where you want to answer a question with, “Up your butt and … Continue reading
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Best of Ask Toph…
I thought, since I have picked up so many new readers, I should give you the Best of Ask Toph. It’s nothing much really, just a little insider to what you have been missing for the past 4 years. Here … Continue reading
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Who is #1?
Somehow, Glamour magazine gets delivered to my door every month. I’m not sure how, but I think it has something to do La Diabla (how’s that Jon?) trying to understand the American ways. There was a top 10 poll recently … Continue reading
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Ask Toph XIII…
Am I now a Niners fan? No. Is she hot? Yes. And that’s what I am here to do, bring you hotness, and relieve your Friday work boredoms. Why do we have to work on Friday’s anyway? I actually have … Continue reading
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Ask Toph XII…
Howdy! As you can see, I have the Texas blues. It’s okay, guys, it happens. I’ll be okay. Let me just say, thank you all. Every time I login to myspace, my inbox is over flowing with Ask Toph questions. … Continue reading
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Ask Toph XI…
Dear god it’s been a while, hasn’t it? Have you all missed me? Well, fuck you, too. I’m going to go right into my rants and things I hate, and get right to the questions. There are so many that … Continue reading
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