Toph Speaks

So, we’re continuing the last Ask Toph, and I’m tackling all of the emails I get about love, ladies and hitting on them.
I once said that I was like Angels in the Outfield. I get you to the World Series, but you have to play the game. See? (I Wish They All Could Be Myspace [...]

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Sappinin’, suckas. I had a flooded inbox of Ask Toph questions on a variety of topics, so I thought I’d reach out to you, the little people, and answer your questions. Oh, and Mike, sorry I missed your email early November. You shouldn’t kill yourself. Life is too awesome. I mean, look at the photo [...]

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I guess you could say I’ve been very lucky when it has to do with drinking. It seems that I’ve just always known someone working at a bar, owning a bar or someone who has known someone who works at or owns a bar. Unless we’re looking for something new or are out town, expensive [...]

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I was talking to my good friend last night, who will remain nameless, who told me that it’s been so long since he dated that he’s forgotten how. This guy isn’t a loser or anything, he was just in a committed, serious relationship for the past 3 years. That was until she ripped his heart [...]

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So, I was thinking, “Man, this is only Ask Toph 21?” I thought for sure I had written more, but when you think about it 21 is a lot. 21, not only was it my baseball number, but it’s the age of drinking. 21 is also the age when girls bodies start to decline, and [...]

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Part of my New Year’s resolution is to step up Ask Toph. Every day my inbox is full of Ask Toph questions, and I fail to constantly answer them. The goal is to come in about once a month and bang these little email hoes. As you know, you can email your questions to Toph@TophSpeaks.com. [...]

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Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]

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I figured, maybe, I should kind of give the new readers a bit of history into Ask Toph. I guess you could say Ask Toph is what put this little site on the map. If there’s one thing I’ve always been good at, besides making sweet, sweet love, it’s helping people with their problems. Whether [...]

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Granted, I haven’t had to pick up a chick in some time, but when it was a daily requirement, I was freaking amazing. I was like the Patriots of dating. Yeah, maybe you were jealous with my flawless record, maybe you hated how I always came through in the clutch and maybe you hated [...]

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As promised by me, here is my first annual Holiday Gift Guide for this Christmas 2007. I’ll break it into a few categories and give you the details on these must-haves for the holiday season. One love, homeskillets.
No Brainer Must-Haves
Nintendo Wii - I got mine last month or so, and I hate to admit [...]

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