Category Archives: Asian

Skillet of the Month… Ryu Ji Hye

Welcome to April! If you look up hot Asian whose name I can’t say 5 times fast in the dictionary, you’d find Ryu Ji Hye. Basically, she’s a hot Korean chick, who has a shitton of photos. Not my first … Continue reading

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Ask Toph XXVI…

What a day, right? It’s Friday, we have a job… and we have shit to do. I will say this, to all my friends and readers, I’m sorry that you guys have never experience me high. It’s truly a sight … Continue reading

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Skillet of the Week… Hyori

Man, sorry I’ve been out for a while, but sometimes real work has to be done, and I ended up spending the week golfing at SES in San Jose. Anyhow, we’re trying to catch up here at Tophspeaks (company of … Continue reading

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Skillet of the Week… Jarah Mariano

Jarah is hot. Well, I guess you knew that though, didn’t you? I mean, what’s a skillet if it’s not hot? As you all know, when it comes to Victoria’s Secret, I am Ambrosio through and through, but I wouldn’t … Continue reading

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Filipina Fever?

I feel like there was a time in my life, maybe circa 1999 – 2001 when Filipina girls were all the rage. If you were a White guy without a Filipina you were way behind the curve. I remember it … Continue reading

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Who is #1?

Somehow, Glamour magazine gets delivered to my door every month. I’m not sure how, but I think it has something to do La Diabla (how’s that Jon?) trying to understand the American ways. There was a top 10 poll recently … Continue reading

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Peace…

For the longest time I wondered why Asian girls always gave a peace sign when they were in pictures. This has plagued me since the first time I saw an Asian girl in a picture. I’ll never forget that day. … Continue reading

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Poon Flu…

If you are one of the many Americans who are worried sick about the Bird Flu coming to America, then you will not want to keep reading what I am about to tell you. I warn you against it, because … Continue reading

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Monk Out…

Rumor spreads like wildfire among my friends, and they all want to know what the hell am I going to do come Monday. I’ll catch everyone who doesn’t know up to speed. Friday is my last day here at The … Continue reading

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Another One…

I think it is called “The Great Asian Invasion”. It’s what happens when 2 or more Asian women show up at you door claiming you must take care of your illegitimate child. I don’t recall having that many children, but … Continue reading

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