Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it up [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘Alessandra Ambrosio’
August 7, 2007
Good News…
I’m sure by now you’re wondering why there hasn’t been a skillet of the week, and I don’t blame you. However, there are more important things going on this week. Everything that you’ve been expecting is finally true. Soon enough tophspeaks.wordpress.com will turn into tophspeaks.com. Yes, as of last night I am the owner [...]
June 14, 2007
How’s Toph?
I thought I might blog a bit about nothing at all. I don’t care if you don’t care. I am sex, and you’ll just have to deal with it.
I have managed to piss off a bunch of pre-teens, which is pretty funny. Apparently, there is another Toph running around getting pre-teens panties in a bunch. [...]
June 4, 2007
Ask Toph the Celebrity Edition…
Good day lovers, and how sexy do we look today? Every morning before I go to work I ask myself one question, “Would I do myself?” If the answer is yes, then I go on my way. If the answer is no, then I fix it. You can’t sit around and feel sorry for yourself [...]
May 21, 2007
Skillet of the Week… Jarah Mariano
Jarah is hot. Well, I guess you knew that though, didn’t you? I mean, what’s a skillet if it’s not hot? As you all know, when it comes to Victoria’s Secret, I am Ambrosio through and through, but I wouldn’t kick Jarah is right up there. There are a lot of misnomers about Jarah, that [...]
April 27, 2007
Skillet of the Week… Alessandra Ambrosio
I’m not sure how this is Ale’s first time making The Toph’s Skillet of the Week, but all I can say is, “It’s about time.” I can say more than that, but who has the time? Why do we love Alessandra Ambrosio? Well, she’s a ridiculously hot Victoria’s Secrets model. Ale actually just celebrated her [...]
