Category Archives: Alessandra Ambrosio

The 2007 Toph Awards…

Posted on January 3, 2008 by

Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ’07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it … Continue reading →

Posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, Celebrities, Entertainment, Ladies, Megan Fox, Miranda Kerr, skillet, Skillet of the Week, skillets, The Tophies, toph, tophspeaks | Tagged , , , | 58 Comments

Good News…

Posted on August 7, 2007 by

I’m sure by now you’re wondering why there hasn’t been a skillet of the week, and I don’t blame you. However, there are more important things going on this week. Everything that you’ve been expecting is finally true. Soon enough … Continue reading →

Posted in Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Allison Stokke, Audrina Patridge, California, Celebrities, Church of Toph, Entertainment, Funny, Jarah Mariano, Jessica Alba, Katharine McPhee, Ladies, Lauren Conrad, Megan Fox, Minka Kelly, Miranda Kerr, Nicole Lapin, Nikki Sanderson, Rachel Bilson, Skillet of the Week, skillets, toph, Toph Listens, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, WTF | 6 Comments

WTF!?!? Alessandra Ambrosio

Posted on July 9, 2007 by

I hate this guy.  He gets to do that to THIS.

Posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, Sex, skillet, toph, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Victoria's Secret, Women, WTF | 1 Comment

How’s Toph?

Posted on June 14, 2007 by

I thought I might blog a bit about nothing at all. I don’t care if you don’t care. I am sex, and you’ll just have to deal with it. I have managed to piss off a bunch of pre-teens, which … Continue reading →

Posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, April Scott, Jeets, Jessica Alba, Josie Maran, Megan Fox, Rachel Bilson, toph, Toph Kids, tophspeaks, Yankees, YouTube | 4 Comments

Ask Toph the Celebrity Edition…

Posted on June 4, 2007 by

  Good day lovers, and how sexy do we look today? Every morning before I go to work I ask myself one question, “Would I do myself?” If the answer is yes, then I go on my way. If the … Continue reading →

Posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, Ask Toph, California, Celebrities, Celebs, Entertainment, gossip, Jeets, Jessica Alba, Katharine McPhee, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Bilson, Self Help, skillets, Skirts, toph, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Vanessa Minnillo, Women | 7 Comments

Skillet of the Week… Jarah Mariano

Posted on May 21, 2007 by

Jarah is hot. Well, I guess you knew that though, didn’t you? I mean, what’s a skillet if it’s not hot? As you all know, when it comes to Victoria’s Secret, I am Ambrosio through and through, but I wouldn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, Asian, Celebrities, Celebs, Fashion, Jarah Mariano, Kitchens, Sex, skillet, Skillet of the Week, skillets, Skirts, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Victoria's Secret, Women | 9 Comments

Skillet of the Week… Alessandra Ambrosio

Posted on April 27, 2007 by

I’m not sure how this is Ale’s first time making The Toph’s Skillet of the Week, but all I can say is, “It’s about time.” I can say more than that, but who has the time? Why do we love … Continue reading →

Posted in Ale, Alessandra Ambrosio, Celebrities, Celebs, Fashion, Kitchens, Ladies, skillet, skillets, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Victoria's Secret | 6 Comments