Toph Speaks

Let’s just say that I have McPheever. I actually have for a while, but never quiet got around to telling you guys about it. She is definitely skillets. She’s also kind of a bitch, and I really like that. Here’s a statement she made about her latest album, “Let’s just face it: Now that [...]

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I’m not sure where I am going with this TV blog, because I have both distaste and praise to send out. I guess I could just start with a praise section, then do a distaste section. It’s probably easiest if I do so. I’m just focusing on last night’s shows, because it was all [...]

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I hardly have the words for what ever the hell that was last night. I will say that Martina McBride still looks hot after all these years. She’s been around for a while now, hasn’t she? Last night reminded me of being back in Texas, except I never listened to country, and it didn’t suck [...]

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No, the hot twins from a few seasons past are not still here, but I can’t help remember how hot Becki was. It’s too bad about her sister, though. I still miss them both. Last night was just weird, as most episodes are becoming. I still can’t understand why they brought in Jennifer Lopez. She’s [...]

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In a little over a year from now, that’s what you’ll be hearing. Only, it will not be from me. America will proclaim its love affair for all things Toph, especially, my sweet singing voice. I was once told that my voice reminded them of chickens mating. I told them it was one of the [...]

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2006 was crazy. What more can I say? It started off in a large cozy apartment in Dallas. I was working for the Dallas Morning News, and sexing the ladies as much as possible. It’s going to end in a tiny apartment in San Francisco, working for the San Francisco Chronicle, [...]

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