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Toph Life… The Perfect Woman - Heidi Klum

December 5th, 2007 · 7 Comments

(Toph’s note: This is all just a reason to post up Heidi Klum.)
OK, I’ve had no problem talking up the ladies of Victoria’s Secret. There is no argument that they’re among the hottest women alive, besides my wife, of course. Maybe not the smartest, but definitely the hottest. I’ve been waiting to pull this [...]

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Toph Life… Thanksgiving Lingerie

November 20th, 2007 · 4 Comments

I’m sure you’re saying to yourself, “Thanksgiving Lingerie? What the crap are you talking about, Toph?” And you know what? I don’t blame you for asking. Let me tell you what I’m talking, folks. I’m talking about Thanksgiving Lingerie or Thanksgerie, as it is sometimes known. Lingerie and Thanksgiving are two things that have [...]

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Toph Life… Travel in Style

October 9th, 2007 · 7 Comments

It’s damn time we turned travel back into an art. Gone are the days when men would wear suits and carry proper luggage. Now, both men and women have resorted to wearing jeans, tee shirts, sweat pants, flip-flops, hats and carry the same hideous luggage that they use to take to the gym. It’s [...]

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Skillet of the Week… Birthday Girl Adriana Lima

June 12th, 2007 · 9 Comments

You heard me right; today is Adriana Lima’s birthday. Born Adriana Sex Lima, June 12, 1981. So, I figured that should finally earn her Skillet of the Week Honors. I was going with Topanga from Boy Meets World, but I figured this might be better for everyone. Lima has graced the cover of every magazine [...]

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