I’ve got 1 motto – Make it happen. If you wake up in the morning and make it happen, then you’ve got nothing to worry about. The foundation of TophSpeaks is based on making it happen. I wake up and I fucking make it happen.
What can you expect to find on TophSpeaks? Why the shit are you reading this? Well, you can find me writing speaking about life, how amazing I am at it, and how I welcome you to follow it. (Look trigger, TophWrites wasn’t nearly as catchy, ok?) I’m going to give you advice on love, ladies, looking sexy and, you know, shit that you should know about.
Heed the warnings, bustas, this advice isn’t researched, it’s not proofread, it’s not censored and it’s the best damn advice you’ll ever get from a random stranger. But, don’t think of me as a stranger. Think of me as the best friend you never had, and I’ll do the same.
A little background about me – I started handing out advice over the internet back in the early days of MySpace blogs (just to show you truckas how long I’ve been around). I also write for the well-known blog/podcast The Sports Bizzo, and regularly update my tumblr, Whaaaaat, with sweet photos. I went on broken blog hiatus, but now I’m back. I’m back to celebrate love and making babies.
So… welcome me, and I welcome you. It’s good to be writing again.
Y’all can also catch me on the Tweets and on the Book.
I love you.

Here for the long haul Toph, bring the blogs on…….
I like your ‘toph speaks’ new website. it is totally awesome dude. ahem.
seriously though, it’s thought provoking & entertaining reading. and sometimes a little dirrty. I will recommend it to a friend. now you can’t be sneezing at that
thanks ladies… i’ll make love to both of you for that.
on a side note… it’s nice to see my foreign audience speaking up :)
I am head over heels in love with you skillet.
i like where this is going…
Sorry man…you seem like a decent cat, but unlike Andrea I’m not quite at the “head over heels” spot…link up bro
late!
Andy
no idea what to do with this… but i couldn’t agree more.
I don’t understand how you only have 11% of the vote in the “Skillet of the Year” polls. There must be a problem with your site. You will end up as the winner, right??
I don’t either… but i’m kicking the asian’s asses.
Greatness. I’m not positive, but I’m fairly sure that even if I didn’t start drinking the moment I woke up I’d still be crapping my pants with laughter.
i suppose that’s a good thing.
I gotta say I love the site. Witty commentary, beautiful women, and great advice for the guys (which desperately need it these days). Wickedly awesome indeed!
Oh, well thanks, Donika. Look forward to your comments.
Toph – Congrats! You are the latest link on my blogroll! I’d appreciate a link back, but it won’t be the end of the world if I don’t get one.
Thomas :)
I’d like to thank Jesus and my mom. And you, Thomas… you made this happen.
(I’ll check yo’ shit out… thanks)
Love your website, but I think you need to do a follow-up article on that Lauren Collins girl.
thanks, stuart… always nice to hear…
and you’re right… i do need to do a follow-up.
hopefully, i can get to that soon. thanks for the heads up. keep reading.
You’ve got one hell of an imagination, and you’re eclectic as hell–you might actually have me beat!
So some friends and I are coming out to San Diego in like 3 weeks, know any good places to go (restaurants, bars, etc.)?
Bad news is, I’ve only been there once going through to Tijuana… I could tell you were to go if you were going to TJ, though…
I am writing to request the removal of all of the pictures on your website listed below of TERESA MOORE.
You do not have the copyright of these images and having them on your site whether as a portal or host is breaking the law.
http://tophspeaks.com/2007/10/22/skillet-of-the-week-teresa-moore/
Please remove all pictures and articles/blogs immediately or we will pursue legal action or you will be liable for financial compensation to the copyright holder.
I have a good faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by
the copyright or intellectual property owner, its agent, or the law. I
am under penalty of perjury acting on behalf of the holder of the
copyright of these images and want them to be removed immediately from these users
and this statement is accurate. I am also authorised by the photographer
of these images; Andrew Marcinko, to remove them from all third party
websites. These images should not be used on any other websites and be
permanently removed because you are not authorised to use the images.
You do not need to make this more difficult then it needs to be. Remove all the images of Teresa Moore immediately and we will cease legal action.
Regards
Nicole Ruben
Union Models
9 Printing House Yard
London E2 7PR
United Kingdom
Nicole… why don’t you send me some photos and I’ll make you skillet of the week. Sound good?
You do that, and I’ll take down Teresa. Compromise with me.