Happy Thanksgerie!!!!!!
Thanksgerie is the most wonderful time of the year for you to celebrate all the things your lady has done for you over the past year.
Thanksgerie started 3 years ago when Diabla and I discovered we weren’t going home for Thanksgiving. She was not about to miss out on her favorite holiday, which was the only holiday centered around eating yourself silly. She decided that she’d cook all of Thanksgiving dinner, and to thank her for her hard work I bought her sexy time clothes.
And you know what? The shit works. I know what you’re thinking, “Toph, you’re telling me that after spending the whole day cooking and slaving away that she’s going to be ready to jump into bed and rock your bones? And, how is this a gift for her??”
Dude!! 1. Stop being gay. 2. It’s all about getting into the mentality of the ladies. She has had so much to eat, and the fact that you want get her off before the tryptophan hits is fucking sweet. She loves it.
Trust.
And now… Chicks in lingerie!
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