Comments on: First Dates Rule http://tophspeaks.com/2009/11/11/first-dates-rule/ Get ready to get sexed. Sun, 13 Mar 2011 04:46:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Toph http://tophspeaks.com/2009/11/11/first-dates-rule/#comment-3600 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:20:14 +0000 http://tophmiller.com/?p=3779#comment-3600 Jeets, you might actually know this chick, and have probably banged her in an alley.

But, I’m sticking with banging “rawdog” in an alley is second date stuff.

I was wearing my Jeets Mexican Thong underwear throughout the entire playoffs and series. It was magical.

]]> By: Jeets http://tophspeaks.com/2009/11/11/first-dates-rule/#comment-3599 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:33:29 +0000 http://tophmiller.com/?p=3779#comment-3599 Wait, wait, wait, wait…
You’re saying this dude had a chance to fuck some lil’ mami rawdog in an alley and didn’t do it?
Scale of 1 to 10, how gay is he?
13.5?

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve banged out a ho in an alley…

Wait a second. I do have a dollar for that. I have ten dollars for that. I gotta think I’ve probably fucked 10 millions women in alleys. And I’m worth, lowball, probably $100 million.

So, yeah, I’m set.

Also, wud up Toph? Good to see you back, man. How’d you like that World Series win I just dedicated to you?

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