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Skillet of the Week… Yesica Toscanini

October 20th, 2008 · 2 Comments

So, apparantly I’m losing my edge. My skillets aren’t up to certain “standards” anymore. Well, how’s Yesica Toscanini for your standards?

Actually, let’s look at what it takes to be a skillet.

Something for us to say, “Yes, she’s a skillet,” or, “No, she’s not!”

1. Hotness. You can’t have a skillet without hotness. There’s at least got to be that.

2. Famous in some way shape or form. I don’t care if she writes a blog, has a myspace page or is a supermodel. Someone besides me has to know she exists.

3. Well, really that’s what makes a Skillet of the Week.

But, don’t fret ladies, you might be a skillet in life, but you don’t have #2 going for you. That’s cool, lady, Uncle Toph still loves you. (I’m actually not Uncle to anyone.)

On to this week’s Skillet, Yesica Toscanini. You may have seen her in SI’s swimsuit editon, or somewhere in Argentina. Probably, just SI, huh? She was also in an Enrique Iglesais video. You probably didn’t see it. Well, here’s more photos than you’ll know what do with.

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Ali // Oct 21, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    Her legs are like 8.3 miles long

  • 2 Toph // Oct 21, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    so is my peen……….

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