Toph Speaks

Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.

I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your head. The thing on your head is the important thing. With that, you can be a princess, angel, ballerina or schoolgirl. Well, maybe not schoolgirl.

Here’s what I’m going to do this year. I’m going to tell you some of my ideas for your costume. Then, I’m going to post a lot of girls wearing hardly any clothes. Lastly, you’re going to send me photos (Toph@TophSpeaks.com) of you and your girlfriends wearing your costumes. I’ll post them and critique them. My readers will talk about how hot you look, and maybe do things to the photos that we will never talk about… ever…

Happy Halloween!

Let’s do this in sections. Oh, and HERE’s last year’s if you want to catch up, or get ideas from there.

Flying Solo? It’s cool, you can still be hot. Plus, you don’t have to worry about your ugly friend screwing up your outfit.

You could be alone, but really want to hookup on Halloween. What’s better than just showing your ass?

But, what if you do have a friend, and neither of you can decide on a matching costume? I mean, you need a 3rd to be Charlie’s Angels and Wilma and Betty is kind of dumb.

It’s possible you have another friend, and you want to match… This is kinda hot.

Now, there’s a chance that you have two other girlfriends, you don’t want to match, but you want to be slutty. Don’t worry, ladies…

There’s a chance there will be 3 of you, and you will want to get really dirty. You won’t want to match, but maybe you’ll have a 3-way tongue kiss, or pose next to your girls booty. It’s cool. I’m thinking about you…

Let’s say you’re really popular, and you have a lot of girlfriends, and you all want to match. Cool.

There is a chance that you could have a lot of girlfriends, and you’re all individuals. You like your friends like you like your portfolio… diverse.

And, if you just want to makeout with your girlfriend, and not match… well… Happy Halloween!!!