Toph Speaks

(Toph’s Note:  Actually, I have 2 notes today. The 1st is about the Asian above. She’s got nothing to do with anything, other than I haven’t provided Ray with an Asian to look at in a while. The 2nd, is that I’m going to Vegas on Monday - Thursday for work. Updates will be sporadic at best, but you can follow my adventure on Twitter HERE. I love you.)

I’m feeling like an asshole today. I don’t know why, I’m just feeling very vindictive. For example, I made this amazing joke today, that I thought was hilarious, and everyone else thought was mean. Whatever, they wouldn’t know comedy if it hit them in the mouth. Let me set it up for you: at company lunch today, we order in pizza. We have this chick, who is young, but she dresses like a 40 year old skank going to the Heart concert. Anyways, I don’t like her. She specially orders a vegetarian pizza (Side Note: The company is buying you free pizza, and you place a special order? You’re a jerk for that, right?), then starts making fun of vegans. You can make fun of vegans, it’s cool, but here’s what insued. Her - Vegans are the worst. One of the followed me around a store because I was buying a coat with a fur collar. Me - You sure that wasn’t the fashion police? ZING! I thought it was funny, and fuck you for not agreeing with me.

With that said, I’m attacking K-Rid again today. The guy is a nightmare. This week, we’re also including some IMs.

“We where more concerned about…”

“Please keep me update on the progress.”

“Not sure where to or if to say anything.”

“Did we need to sign up 1st before you provided the sign up or where we wanting on that sign up 1st?”

“Maybe it’s do to not having the correct spot.”

“chuck is fax io’s.”

“let me call you so I can understand”

“When it doesnt work I can say, will it’s you’re crap.

God… my life.