Remember that time I said that I a major thing for emo-girls, put Avril as a Skillet and Stephanie got pissed at me? Well, this week isn’t going to be different, so brace yourselves. EMO GIRLS ARE HOT!!! Seriously, I don’t know why. FACT: Vikki Blows is hot. FACT: The joke you want to make has already been made, and will not be funny. I’d love to go on and on about Ms. Blows, but she’s going to do a better job by herself. Note - If you want to see her boobies, it isn’t hard. Just google Vikki Blows. You don’t even have to type Vikki Blows Boobies. Did I mention she was English? No? Well… I just did.
Vikki Blows IS my real name
Im 20 years old i live in essex
no I dont own any white stilitoes , oh ok maybe 1 pair
I get my tiitys out 4 a living, its alright
i do this as i am too lazy to get a proper job ;-)
my heart is set on world domination
this absoultely must happen
In fact i wont stop til it does
I have 8 pierceings and 6 tattoos, i do plan on getting more
I can never park my car
Im obsessive, compulsive and i hate germs
I wash my hands way too much
my birthday is the 30th december
I like drinking tea
Cunt is a good word, one of my favs in fact
I nearly always forget to wear socks
I hate my website, its being changed
Air drums are sooo much better than air guitar
I dont Drink or do Drugs, I have the odd cigarette now and then tho
Im a bit of a dickhead sometimes
I have the worst fear of Vomit, and im scared of the dark
I spend most of my time doing Nothing , im not complaining
im very shy
i wish i could dress up like a pin up girl everyday
i am taking back control, kos im sick of the lies
Contrary to my myspace page, I hate talking about myself
Im nothing like you think i am.
Sweet Sweet Vikki… Enjoy!
12 responses so far ↓
1 Ali // May 6, 2008 at 11:29 am
This emo girl I understand! She is hot! no yelling from me today.
2 Toph // May 6, 2008 at 12:33 pm
when are you going to be an emo girl?
3 Ali // May 6, 2008 at 3:01 pm
When you come back to Texas to do a photoshoot with me?
4 Steve // May 6, 2008 at 3:23 pm
She says she has OCD and is scared of germs. Does that mean she doesn’t take loads on her face? Because if she doesn’t, that’s a major turn off. Heh.
Also, don’t bring up that Avril thing anymore. I just forgot about it….
5 Toph // May 6, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Ali- well… i like where this is going…
Steve - loads of laundry? as long as it’s clean i guess…
6 Steve // May 7, 2008 at 5:24 am
Yes, “loads of laundry.”
Haha.
7 Toph // May 7, 2008 at 7:22 am
i like blowing loads of laundry all over the room.
8 Sally // May 10, 2008 at 3:24 am
Look there is no need to turn to emo girls just because the love of your life is getting married today. Look Jenna Bush just didnt love you enough!!!
9 Sally // May 10, 2008 at 3:25 am
P.S. I come from Essex too..no kidding!
10 Corey // May 11, 2008 at 10:37 am
i just spontaneously caked my screen with laundry
11 vikki blows // May 24, 2008 at 6:05 am
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