Welcome to the International House of Hotness. At least that’s what it feels like. Seems like every week we have a new girl from across the pond, a pond… err… ocean. This week’s Skillet is Krystal Forscutt of Big Brother UK fame. She’s also all over that Zoo magazine, which, from what I’ve gathered is basically porn. I’m almost positive that my international audience will go on about how she’s a wanker and that all she does is sleep with footballers. But, you know what? I don’t care, because she’s hot, and hot is what being a skillet is all about.
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Also, be on the look out for The Sports Bizzo. A new sports-ish podcast starring me and Jon (of a SemiModest Proposal fame). I’ll keep you bitches notified. Late.
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1 » Skillet of the Week… Krystal Forscutt // Apr 7, 2008 at 2:57 pm
[...] Scoop Celebrity wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerpt Welcome to the International House of Hotness. At least that’s what it feels like. Seems like every week we have a new girl from across the pond, a pond… err… ocean. This week’s Skillet is Krystal Forscutt of Big Brother UK fame. She’s also all over that Zoo magazine, which, from what I’ve gathered is basically porn. I’m almost positive that my international audience will go on about how she’s a wanker and that all she does is sleep with footballers. But, you know what? I don’t care, because [...]
2 Paula // Apr 9, 2008 at 3:50 am
God I’ve watched every series of Big Bro (even though I slag it as being crap TV, it just sucks you in…), and I have NO idea who this bird is!
3 Toph // Apr 9, 2008 at 9:43 am
yeah… word is she was on it…
4 Andy // Apr 9, 2008 at 8:45 pm
its becomming pretty clear that Toph has surpassed me in discovering some really great unknowns.
5 Toph // Apr 10, 2008 at 8:03 am
i think i’ll take that as a compliment…
6 Marty // Apr 12, 2008 at 2:00 am
She was on the Aussie Big Brother a few years ago. Her and her Mum were on the show. They couldn’t stop talking about her bolt-on’s for most of the time she was on it.
7 Toph // Apr 12, 2008 at 10:53 am
ahhh… thanks for stepping up, marty.
8 Ash // Sep 24, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Shes not from UK Big Brother, she was on season 6 of Australian Big Brother. She went into the house with her mother, they had both just had matching boob jobs done prior to entering.
9 Toph // Sep 25, 2008 at 7:51 am
Yeah, Marty already cleared that up…
You know, I can’t believe people read the shit I write with the Skillets. It’s shocking.
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