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I’m sure by now Jennifer Ellison needs no introduction, but I’m not the kind of guy to not give a lady an introduction. I’m not entirely sure what that meant, but I’m sure it made some ladies feel all good and sexy inside. Yeah, I’m talking to you, sugar.
Jennifer is pretty much known for having all kinds of big, fake boobies. She’s another Brit who’s pretty much known for nothing, besides being hot and dating Football 2 guys. Actually, is she hot? Obviously I know her body is banging, but is she hot? I mean, shouldn’t we judge women based on their hearts and not their massive jumblies? I believe Jennifer Ellison has an opinion on the crisis in Darfur and Global Warming. I gotta be honest, I’m not even sure I could point out Darfur on a map. But, I could point to Jennifer’s jumblies if they were in front of me. I think she’s mastered the “on all fours, Grand Canyon of cleavage pose”, don’t you? Followed by the on the back looking back to the camera holding the boobies pose. Modeling is such a tough job. Kill me.
Here’s to more British surgeons making our lives better…
6 responses so far ↓
1 Paula // Mar 5, 2008 at 7:27 am
why the rollerskates…weird. i’d loved to hate this wee blondie, but she was kinda cool on the show ‘hell’s kitchen’ with gordon ramsay. her best dish was this steak & chips thing, it looked devine.
2 Toph // Mar 5, 2008 at 10:39 am
she cooks, too? man… she’s getting better by the moment.
3 Sally // Mar 5, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Ohhh noooooooooooooooooooo
She is so chav…. please start using this word, it’s all the rage with the kids over here!!! Yes I know by saying that it makes me sound like my grandma but chosing Jennifer Ellison drove me to it…toph you must be having a bad day or something, maybe it was hearing that Hilary Clinton grabbed your home state. whats going on with that???
4 Toph // Mar 5, 2008 at 6:11 pm
NO IDEA!!!
my only solace is that Barack won in San Francisco and Dallas. so, at least my 2 cities do it right.
and you bite your tongue. Jennifer Ellison is hot.
5 Andy // Mar 7, 2008 at 1:08 pm
word!
JE will be featured in my HCYSNHO Bracketlogy starting shortly. Keep an eye out for it!
6 Toph // Mar 7, 2008 at 2:56 pm
ok.
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