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Toph Life… At the Bar…

February 12th, 2008 · 5 Comments

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Typically, my drink of choice at most bars is Miller Lite. Your drink is supposed to say something about you. I think mine says, “Refuses to grow up and a little ghetto.” When I’m at a fancier bar, at a function of sorts or out with a more affluent crowd, then I order a Godfather. Because of the name, people are always intrigued when I order this tasty delight. Typically, the bartender won’t quite remember what it is, and I’ll have to give them a friendly reminder. I don’t mind, because it’s just that awesome.

1 1/2 Scotch (I use a blend - typically Chivas)
1/2 oz Amaretto (I use Disaronno)
Add ice and you’re good to go. I’ve also had it with a splash of Coke, as well as a splash of half/half.

It’s a very smooth drink, and, when made properly, has a hint of almond. How sexual is that?

Let’s set some ground rules for the Godfather. (Naturally, this all depends on tolerance.)
If you are driving, then you should not have more than 2.
If you are trying to successfully hit on ladies, then you should not have more than 3.
If you are trying to successfully score with a lady, then you should keep it to 3, as well.If you’re throwing caution into the wind, then have 4 Godfathers, 2 shots of Stoli Vanilla with a Coke back, and top those of with Jager and then Patron.

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Steve // Feb 12, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    When I’m at the bar I go with a pint of a local beer. (Here in Minnesota, it’s Summit.) And I order a shot of whisky with it. Doesn’t matter what kind.

    A Godfather sounds good. I will have to try that shit when I’m out this week.

  • 2 Johan // Feb 13, 2008 at 2:49 am

    Pink Panty Dropper Drink Recipe

    Ingredients:

    18 cans Beer
    1 bottle Tequila
    1 bottle Everclear
    1 1/2 jugs (Pre-Made) Pink Lemonade

    Pink Panty Dropper Directions
    First add all 18 cans of beer to a large container. Add bottles of Everclear and tequila and last but not least add the pink lemonade. Place lemon slices in the mixture for extra flavor. Let sit for a few hours, then serve.

    Serve Pink Panty Dropper in a Beer Mug

  • 3 Toph // Feb 13, 2008 at 10:29 am

    steve - try that shit… i believe in you.

    johan - pre-made pink lemonade?!?! lazy bitch.

  • 4 Andrea // Feb 15, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    “It’s a very smooth drink, and, when made properly, has a hint of almond. How sexual is that?”

    Too funny. Too funny.

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