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Not Pregnant!?

January 29th, 2008 · 8 Comments

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(Toph’s note: I know I’m getting in on this late, but I still refuse to believe it.)

I’m tired of pregnancy bringing down my favorite ladies. First, Jessica Alba, then Jamie Lynn Spears Hallie Berry, and now Alessandra Ambrosio. Well, Ale is still not confirmed, but according to Page Six, it’s true. Ugh, I hate when people ruin things. Last year sex tapes were all the rage. This year it’s celebrity babies. I guess that progression makes sense. Here’s to hoping this one isn’t on the knocked up path…

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8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Msense // Jan 29, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    [...] Toph wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerpt (Toph’s note: I know I’m getting in on this late, but I still refuse to believe it.) [...]

  • 2 Toph // Jan 29, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    you complete me, msense.

  • 3 Sally // Jan 30, 2008 at 4:59 am

    Dont think of it as bringing down your ladies, think of it as making more beautiful ladies for the future and for you to perve at in your old age!!!

  • 4 Toph // Jan 30, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    come on… you don’t believe that, and i don’t either.

  • 5 Andrea // Jan 30, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    Sally’s effort to comfort you is noble, but false. They’re all getting knocked up Toph. I will pray for you in this difficult time.

  • 6 Toph // Jan 30, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    are you praying to baby jesus? this could get interesting…

  • 7 Romi // Jan 30, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    What the hell kind of baby is gonna bust out of those tiny narrow hips??? Most definitely a mini-midget baby…..

  • 8 Toph // Jan 31, 2008 at 8:22 am

    i’d bust into those tiny narrow hips… know what i mean?!?

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