Valentine’s Day is across the street, so ladies, you should be thinking about slutting it up. We all know Halloween is the #1 slutin’ holiday of the year, but Valentine’s Day is the most underrated slutty holiday of the year. Basically, if I’ve gotta shell out $250 for dinner, then gettin’ dirty is the least you could do. Wicked Weasel, a company known by nobody, tries to fulfill one of my greatest fantasies. Oh, have I not told you about one of my greatest fantasies? Isn’t that strange? Let’s rectify this situation. I’ve always had the dream that there should be an underwater strip club. OK, I understand why we don’t have underwater fucking strip clubs, but a pool party strip club is a good idea. Let’s be honest, dudes love chicks all wet and dudes like strippers. Makes enough sense to me. How has this idea never been actualized? It’s like, “Umm… I have this peanut butter, and I have this jelly… so let’s keep them apart.” Slander! The Club House in Dallas has a shower in their club, and this makes sense. Why can’t we get an outside pool party strip club? I’m getting more excited about this idea by the minute. Naturally, you go in swim suits. The chicks are in bikini’s, and the poles are connected underwater. How is this not in Vegas?! Anyways, Wicked Weasel is a dangerous site. Unless you have a job like mine, I don’t recommend you opening this site at work. It’s that dirty. It’s porn, without the fun. Ladies… thank me later. Men… thank me now.
3 responses so far ↓
1 King Steve // Jan 20, 2008 at 1:42 am
Damn you and your non-work friendly links!!
I would go to a place like you described though. The only thing that would be bad is seeing some of the uglier strippers in the day light.
2 Ali // Jan 21, 2008 at 9:30 am
I’ve always known you were smart, but I think you just elevated yourself to the level of genius.
3 Toph // Jan 22, 2008 at 1:09 pm
King - Yeah, sorry about the link, man. I’ve got the pleasure of working for a “liberal” company. To address your concerns regarding to poolside strip club - naturally, you’re going to employ top-notch strippers, or else you won’t get business. What this does do is raise the profits of the daytime, since usually daytime strip club turnout is so low. Don’t sleep on this place at night, though. With the right lighting, music and temperature (think Vegas, Phoenix, Texas, etc) you could turn this place out.
Ali - It’s just how I roll.
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