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Yearly Archives: 2007
Skillet of the Week… Scarlett Johansson
I was watching Lost in Translation over the weekend, when it dawned on me. Scarlett Jo has not been a Skillet of the Week. These kinds of oversights are just not acceptable and I blame you for allowing me to … Continue reading
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Dude… What Happened?!
Granted, I haven’t had to pick up a chick in some time, but when it was a daily requirement, I was freaking amazing. I was like the Patriots of dating. Yeah, maybe you were jealous with my flawless record, maybe … Continue reading
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Skillet of the Week… Alina Vacariu
(Toph’s Note: Get ready for the holiday’s… Toph’s Holiday Gift Guide out this week!) It’s very rewarding finding models who aren’t in Victoria’s Secret catalogs yet. Don’t worry, like just about every other decent one, they’ll be there soon. (Candice … Continue reading
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Toph Life… Thanksgiving Lingerie
I’m sure you’re saying to yourself, “Thanksgiving Lingerie? What the crap are you talking about, Toph?” And you know what? I don’t blame you for asking. Let me tell you what I’m talking, folks. I’m talking about Thanksgiving Lingerie or … Continue reading
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Skillet of the Week… Daniela Cosio
I realize that haven’t had a sweet Latina Skillet of the Week in quite some time. Obviously, I have a weakness for ladies South of the border, as shown by my mail-order bride. So, today I bring you Daniela de … Continue reading
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Toph Life… Up in the Gym
I have a confession to make: I work out at Crunch gym 4 times a week. You can find me there Monday – Thursday between the hours of 6 and 8. I started working out at Crunch as a way … Continue reading
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Skillet of the Week… The Rachel Bilson
Are you ready for the craziest fact in the history of the world? I knew you were. The amazing Rachel Bilson has never been a Skillet of the Week. What?! I know! Yes, my favorite lady alive has not graced … Continue reading
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The Writers Guild Strike…
As a lover of TV, I thought I would try to bring you up to speed on exactly what is going on, how we got there and when we can get television back. Granted, I’m no expert, so please feel … Continue reading
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Toph Life… The Anti-Life
(Toph’s Note – The Grading the Halloween Hotties will be out Thursday or Friday. This, of course, replaces this week’s Skillet of the Week, which returns on Monday. Prepare to be amazed…) As you all know, I have had the … Continue reading
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Toph Life… Betting Ponies
This past weekend, Diabla and I jetted off to Monmouth Park Racetrack in Oceanport, New Jersey to take in the 2007 Breeders Cup. Our main reason for attending, besides the festivities, is because Diabla’s family has two horses who were … Continue reading
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