Is it weird that I am anxious to get my hands on these pills that turn your poo gold? No, of course it’s not weird. For as low as $425 you can turn your steamer from boring brown to exciting gold! (We won’t mention the time my was green, OK.) The Citizen Gold Pills will finally give brownies the look and feel that you’ve always been looking for whilst pooing. Take the droppings out, and take pictures of them. Show it off to your friends. They will all be jealous with how awesome and sexy your dook is. You will be immortalized.
Maybe Paris Hilton had too many of these pills…
8 responses so far ↓
1 Corey // Dec 13, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Niiiice. I drank about 2 pints of grape juice during an early meeting this morning and had to rush to the restroom around noon to spray a brackish purplish green haze all over the porcelain. It actually smelled similar to a naked Paris Hilton.
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3 Toph // Dec 13, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Corey - that’s just damn impressive, really.
HGM - word up, yo.
4 Romi // Dec 13, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Is there a pill that can be-dazzle your poop with rubies and emeralds? Let me know, ’cause I’d like to get in on some “jewely” poop….
5 Ali // Dec 13, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Ohhh I love Romi’s idea! It was the big deal back in the day to bedazzle things - why not your poop? I’ll invest…
6 Toph // Dec 14, 2007 at 9:12 am
Romi - I’m sure you could just put the tip of a jewel gun in your mouth and fire away.
Ali - Sounds like you and Romi should become business partners. How does Canada sound to you?
7 Romi // Dec 16, 2007 at 1:57 pm
So I tried that “tip of jewel gun in mouth and fire away” trick two days ago…I’m still awaiting the results, but what can I say, I’ve been low on the fibre, hence a little backed-up…
8 Toph // Dec 17, 2007 at 8:06 am
it’s about to get real interesting for you….
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