Skillet of the Week… Natalie Portman

I’ve always been a major fan of Natalie Portman. I think it began once I saw the movie Beautiful Girls for the first. Have you seen that movie? Highly underrated. “Stay cool, man. Stay cool forever.” Since The Professional, Natalie has always had an eye for choosing the best movies and not being overcome with all that goes with fame. She earned a bachelor’s degree in psychology from Harvard University and was quoted saying, “I’d rather be smart than an be a movie star.”

Besides being a global ambassador for everything, Natalie has found time to be in a few movies. Possibly most widely known as Queen Amidala in Star Wars 1 – 3, she’s also starred in V for Vendetta, The Darjeeling Limited, Closer, Garden State and so many more. I’m still partial to the Woody Allen musical, Everyone Says I Love You. But, besides all of this, Natalie is pretty friggin’ hot. Not only that, but she brings a little bit of respectability to the Skillet of the Week honor. Avril aside, it’s still an honor, damnit. Enjoy…

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20 Responses to Skillet of the Week… Natalie Portman

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  3. Toph says:

    i don’t even know what the hell you’re talking about, Msense.

  4. Toph says:

    i don’t even know what the hell you’re talking about, Msense.

  5. Corey says:

    Beautiful Girls was greatness.

    “I might just grow to be five-ten. I’ll be hot.”

    I don’t know how tall she ended up being, but she definitely nailed the hot thing.

  6. Corey says:

    Beautiful Girls was greatness.

    “I might just grow to be five-ten. I’ll be hot.”

    I don’t know how tall she ended up being, but she definitely nailed the hot thing.

  7. Toph says:

    yes… yes she did.

  8. Toph says:

    yes… yes she did.

  9. Jeets says:

    You know, you go from Scarlett Jo to this.
    And just when I think you’re finally developing some good taste in women…

    Speaking as one who has had sex with both of them, I’d say that Natalie Portman is awful…in bed and in appearance.

    Instead of saying “I’d rather be smart than a movie star,” Nat should have been saying “I thank God I’m a movie star, otherwise I would NEVER have gotten into Harvard. I’m a total moron and my hotness is drastically overrated.”
    That would have been a little more true to life.

    On the upside, she and Avril make every other Skillet of the Week majestic in comparison.

  10. Jeets says:

    You know, you go from Scarlett Jo to this.
    And just when I think you’re finally developing some good taste in women…

    Speaking as one who has had sex with both of them, I’d say that Natalie Portman is awful…in bed and in appearance.

    Instead of saying “I’d rather be smart than a movie star,” Nat should have been saying “I thank God I’m a movie star, otherwise I would NEVER have gotten into Harvard. I’m a total moron and my hotness is drastically overrated.”
    That would have been a little more true to life.

    On the upside, she and Avril make every other Skillet of the Week majestic in comparison.

  11. Toph says:

    oh jeets… so young… so naive.

  12. Toph says:

    oh jeets… so young… so naive.

  13. Anon says:

    I don’t know Jeets personally, but I would like to officially out him to the rest of the world. I happen to agree with him about Avril, but he could not be more in the closet.

  14. Anon says:

    I don’t know Jeets personally, but I would like to officially out him to the rest of the world. I happen to agree with him about Avril, but he could not be more in the closet.

  15. King Steve says:

    I’d hit it for sure!…

    Good choice.

  16. King Steve says:

    I’d hit it for sure!…

    Good choice.

  17. Toph says:

    Anon – i’m not sure you’ve made a groundbreaking discovery, you know? it’s like discovering the wheel… again.

    king – couldn’t agree more

  18. Toph says:

    Anon – i’m not sure you’ve made a groundbreaking discovery, you know? it’s like discovering the wheel… again.

    king – couldn’t agree more

  19. Jeets says:

    Anon, implying that I’m gay is like implying that shit stinks…it’s painfully obvious to everyone in the room, and everyone thinks less of you for pointing it out.

    Why you gotta bring it up, mang?
    At least I didn’t change one letter of a D-celebrity’s name and try to claim it as my own.

    Akon called, he wants the other 3/4ths of his name back.

    P.S. How many championship rings do YOU have?

    P.P.S. Didn’t see MY name in the Mitchell report, did you? Didn’t think so…

  20. Jeets says:

    Anon, implying that I’m gay is like implying that shit stinks…it’s painfully obvious to everyone in the room, and everyone thinks less of you for pointing it out.

    Why you gotta bring it up, mang?
    At least I didn’t change one letter of a D-celebrity’s name and try to claim it as my own.

    Akon called, he wants the other 3/4ths of his name back.

    P.S. How many championship rings do YOU have?

    P.P.S. Didn’t see MY name in the Mitchell report, did you? Didn’t think so…

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