Toph Life… The Perfect Woman – Heidi Klum

(Toph’s note: This is all just a reason to post up Heidi Klum.)

OK, I’ve had no problem talking up the ladies of Victoria’s Secret. There is no argument that they’re among the hottest women alive, besides my wife, of course. Maybe not the smartest, but definitely the hottest. I’ve been waiting to pull this out till after everyone got to see the VS Fashion Show, which was amazing. This Toph Life is dedicated entirely to Heidi Klum. Listen, I know we all like the likes of Alessandra, Miranda and Adriana are forces to be reckoned with, but you get to the complete package there is nothing better than The Heidi Klum. Fellas, this is what you should look for when looking for the girl. Basically, it’s the Heidi Rules. I’ll break them down for you.

1. Hot – Come on… if you miss this one, you’re screwed.

2. Easily approachable – Heidi has always had that quality of strikingly hot, yet you could probably hang out with her and not be intimidated.

3. Not annoyingly cute – Heidi has always been a bit goofy, but not one of those ridiculously weird types. You know ones, they act strange for attention? I don’t think I need to break it down, but their quarks are a bit too much?

4. You’d watch her do anything – I’m not going to lie. I love Project Runway. You know what? A majority of my normal, straight guy friends do, too. We may not know what’s going on, but Heidi makes it all ok.

5. Motherly – Why is it that I am totally fine with Heidi, Seal and their children? How does she have this body after 2 kids? Perfect? Yeah.

6. The Face of Victoria’s Secret – Done and Done.

Look out below!!!