Seriously, how does Tony Romo not have his own reality show? I mean, who is not watching that show? I’m showing my extreme Cowboys bias right now, but let’s be honest, everyone in America knows Tony Romo. Women adore him, men want to be him and kids want to emulate him. If it’s not too much to ask, I’d like to break down the awesome that is Tony Romo. Now, if these things happened to Brody Jenner, you’re telling me you’re not tuning in? Come on…
He becomes the quarterback and face of the greatest franchise in the history of the NFL. Suddenly billed as The Next One. In a half of a season he becomes not only a hero, but a Pro Bowler. This sparks rumors of a Romo/Jessica Simpson relationship, in which he may or may not have sexed it up. We discover he’s a scratch golfer, who could be on the PGA tour, but prefers football. On one of the nation’s largest stages, The Thanksgiving Day game, he not only ties a Cowboy record for TDs in a game, he hooks up with America’s little darling, Carrie Underwood. He manages to become best buds with the most unruly man in football in TO. Weeks later, in his first playoff game, he fumbles a snap in his first playoff game costing the Boys their first playoff win in 9 years. We have drama, and something for Boy Wonder to overcome. He goes from media darling to possible media goat. Isn’t this right in the middle of Sweeps? In the off season, he winds up on stage singing Don’t Stop Believing with a band called Metal Skool, and he does it with Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell. He judges the Miss Universe pageant in Mexico, and probably hooks up with everyone. Of course, shortly after he breaks up with Carrie Underwood claiming, “he just needs some space.” Then, he gets back with her, because, let’s be honest, how long could you stay away from Carrie Underwood? The following season, this season, he has all cameras focused on him and he shines. We hear that Britney Spears game Romo a lapdance, followed by Romo hitting the DENY DENY DENY button. Right around that time, he goes from making $10,000 a season to a 67.5 million dollar contract. Then, the rat bastard goes and dates my favorite, other than R-Bils, Sophia Bush. They apparently don’t work out, and this Thanksgiving he came full circle and is back in the arms of Jessica Simpson. Through all of this, he’s guided the Cowboys to an unprecedented 11 - 1 record (best ever for the Boys) and broke the Cowboys record for touchdowns in a single season.
Now, you’re telling me that you’re not watching this show in its season 1?!
I don’t believe you.
12 responses so far ↓
1 Ray Hernandez // Nov 30, 2007 at 3:41 pm
I concur…Romo is the shit…but what I love most about this post is…it’s all about romo…but there isn’t one picture of Romo. love it.
2 Msense // Nov 30, 2007 at 3:55 pm
[...] Celebrity photos, celebrity gossip - CelebritySnap wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerpt [IMG sophiabush253111.jpg] Seriously, how does Tony Romo not have his own reality show? I mean, who is not watching that show? I’m showing my extreme Cowboys bias right now, but let’s be honest, everyone in America knows Tony Romo. Women adore him, men want to be him and kids want to emulate him. If it’s not too much to ask, I’d like to break down the awesome that is Tony Romo. Now, if these things happened to Brody Jenner, you’re telling me you’re not tuning in? Come on… He becomes the q [...]
3 If You’re Tony Romo… // Nov 30, 2007 at 3:58 pm
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4 Toph // Nov 30, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Ray - you know how I roll… i give the readers what they want!
5 Toph // Nov 30, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Msense - we are destined to be enemies forever.
All About Bush - WTF?
6 Alison // Nov 30, 2007 at 8:25 pm
I love Tony Romo. I’m hoping to be next on his list of girls to date.
7 Toph // Dec 1, 2007 at 2:48 pm
he’d be an idiot not to add you the list, alison.
8 Corey // Dec 2, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Hell, at this point I think even I’d hit the “DENY DENY DENY button” if linked in any way to Britney.
9 Toph // Dec 2, 2007 at 1:36 pm
really? you don’t think you’d make that happen just to have a story to tell?
10 Corey // Dec 3, 2007 at 10:50 am
Not unless my actions towards her were completely degrading in some manner. Maybe the mushroom tattoo across the forehead…
11 Toph // Dec 3, 2007 at 11:07 am
i’m not sure there’s an action toward her that’s not degrading…
12 The 2007 Toph Awards… // Jan 3, 2008 at 4:59 pm
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