Toph Life… Thanksgiving Lingerie

I’m sure you’re saying to yourself, “Thanksgiving Lingerie? What the crap are you talking about, Toph?” And you know what? I don’t blame you for asking. Let me tell you what I’m talking, folks. I’m talking about Thanksgiving Lingerie or Thanksgerie, as it is sometimes known. Lingerie and Thanksgiving are two things that have gone hand in hand since the Plymouth Rock. I’m almost positive the Indians wore sexy bras and panties to the first Thanksgiving.

I’ve always bought my ladies something sassy Thanksgiving as a way of saying “Thanks. Even though you cooked all day and ate more than any person ever should, I still want to see you naked tonight. Here’s a gift to help that get started, dumplins.” If you can look your sexual in the eyes after a Thanksgiving meal, where she’s consumed 8lbs. of turkey and still want to see her in some sexy undies, then she’ll love you forever. Whatever, man, it’s just something you have to take for the team. If you pull this off, you won’t regret it.

Naturally, the best place to go is Victoria’s Secret, but there are some local shops that are the cat’s pajamas, as well. Check google maps to find it. I’ve already done it for you if you’re in San Francisco. Since Friday is Black Friday, I’m going with the Victoria’s Secret Sexy Santa collection to kick off the holiday season. Also, since Diabla loves sleepy shorts, I’m going in on some of these, as well. Trust me when I tell you that these shorts are so hot.

So, do something nice for your lady. She’s working her hot little ass off for you this Thanksgiving.

I hope you enjoy your Thanksgiving and I hope you enjoy the big 3 of Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio.

I won’t be back till next week with a special Toph Life – The Holiday Shopping Guide. Be ready!

I love you.