I would like to once again paint you a little picture of what my office is like - 11 guys working on their computers with headphones on, the only light that comes in is from our windows, talks about analytics and metrics, we’re all pasty and white because we live in SF, and of course, technology everywhere. Well, apparently, there are hot women in the technology world. Granted, they don’t work here. I haven’t had anything close to a hot girl since Beau and Ray left and went off to start MyBabyOurBaby.com (coming soon… so go get knocked up). Together they made one sassy lady. What am I even talking about? The point is, there are hot girls out in the tech world. Don’t believe me? Keep on reading, bitch… Here’s the top 5 Tech Hotties. One day their forces will combine to create a new species of woman, which we’ll call, “Binary-Hot-Girls.”
#5 - Olivia Munn - No, you’re not a nerd as long as you’re watching Attack of the Show on G4 for Olivia (and all things tech). She’s not super tech, but she talks a good game. What do you care though? She’s hot and Attack of the Show is good. She did get knocked to 5th spot due only to the fact that she’s an actor first… nerd second.
#4 - Leah Culver - Would you like to know why we joined Pownce? For the hopes that Leah would become our friend. So far it hasn’t happened (because we’re too nervous to request it), but that doesn’t stop us from hoping one day it will, right? How smart is she? Well, she’s the lead developer of this little gem. Ready to join, yet? I apparently have 25 invites, so let me know.
#3 - Adriana Gascoigne - She’s the beauty and brains behind bub.blicio.us, a tech blog in Silicon Valley. She’s as smart as she is hot, and I think she’s starting to dig the attention. Go ahead… subscribe to her RSS. It’ll be the hottest thing you’ve done in weeks.
#2 - Jade Raymond - Welcome to every man’s dream; A hot chick who designs video games. Yeah, you heard me right, she’s a hot girl who makes video games for a living. Thanks to her computer science degree she nabbed the producer role for Ubisofts, “Assassin’s Creed.” Wait… isn’t Ubisoft across the street? I’ll be back…
#1 - Natali Del Conte - Natali is a programmer’s dream girl and she’s also the host of teXtra. She is the mecca of hot nerds, and she’s hilarious, to boot. If you’re not sold by this episode, then you should be shot in face. I believe when Beau saw this he said, “Whoa… Tech News and Hermione Granger. Am I in Heaven?” Yes… we’re all in Heaven and Natali is our sexy Jesus. She’s smart, hot, drinks beer, plays Wii, works on a Mac, loves her arms in the air and blogs like a son of a bitch. Hum… she might just be perfect.
Isn’t Tech sexy?
26 responses so far ↓
1 Ray Hernandez // Oct 31, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Makes me glad to be a nerd. Except for hot nerd women don’t normally like nerd guys. I always fuck myself.
2 Toph // Oct 31, 2007 at 4:58 pm
and that’s where i come in….
3 Msense // Oct 31, 2007 at 6:05 pm
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4 Toph // Oct 31, 2007 at 6:50 pm
i hope to fight you one day Msense.
5 King Steve // Oct 31, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Damn these chicks are hot….How am I supposed to run my standard dumbed down game on these smart chicks though?…
And what the hell is Pownce?…
6 Evan // Nov 1, 2007 at 9:14 am
I submit, for your consideration, these other Geek Girls:
Veronica Belmont http://www.veronicabelmont.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veronica_Belmont
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lanbui/sets/72157602047165560/
http://daily.mahalo.com
Cali Lewis
http://www.icali.tv/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cali_Lewis
7 Toph // Nov 1, 2007 at 9:46 am
- King… pownce is another social networking site, in that you link to other people. from the site, “Pownce is a way to send stuff to your friends. What kind of stuff? You can send just about anything: music, photos, messages, links, events, and more.”
- Evan…. looks like i need an also receiving nominations… there appears to be a few i didn’t put in. techies are going nuts!!!
8 Test Addon » Blog Archive » Hot Girls // Nov 1, 2007 at 12:59 pm
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9 Toph // Nov 1, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Just call me King Pingaling.
10 Beau // Nov 2, 2007 at 9:51 am
Since you’re taking nominations, throw iJustine in there as well: http://tastyblogsnack.com/
11 Toph // Nov 2, 2007 at 10:04 am
I like iJustine… she’s pretty good…
LivFilms is another one… but I wouldn’t really consider her “tech”… she’s more of an aspiring film-maker.
http://livfilms.blogspot.com/
12 Beau // Nov 2, 2007 at 10:09 am
aspiring film-maker slash amateur stripper.
13 Toph // Nov 2, 2007 at 10:58 am
that’s why she’s not listed… we’re high class here at Toph Speaks.
14 ty // Nov 4, 2007 at 6:19 pm
likin’ the list a lot, but i wouldn’t be able to live with myself without giving amber macarthur a plug.
http://ambermac.com
15 AB // Nov 4, 2007 at 8:11 pm
These are your techie skillets Toph. Damn, all I can do is type.
By the way, why are you in fourth place in the skillet of the year contest?? I think your counter is broken.
16 Toph // Nov 5, 2007 at 8:19 am
ty - amber mac is cute.
ab - techie skillets are where it’s at. our #1 here is making a serious run for skillet of the year. even over me…
17 matiss // Aug 1, 2008 at 6:37 am
i would put Veronica Belmont in first place :D
18 Toph // Aug 1, 2008 at 3:48 pm
then you’d be wrong.
19 Austin // Nov 8, 2008 at 10:25 pm
What about Morgan Webb? She’s nerdy, smart, and sexy as hell.
20 Toph // Nov 10, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Yeah, not a big fan (definitely not top 5 material), but appreciate the addition.
21 ty // Nov 13, 2008 at 6:06 pm
mmmz… i have to admit, i have a huuuge crush on morgan webb as well. amber macarthur is still my girl though. xD
22 Toph // Nov 13, 2008 at 6:11 pm
I love that this post is over a year old, and y’all keep coming to it.
23 ty // Nov 15, 2008 at 3:35 pm
seriously toph, what did you expect for a post titled “the girls of tech”? hell, i’m surprised i didn’t bookmark the post! =D
24 Toph // Nov 15, 2008 at 8:43 pm
You’re right! Hell, I’m thinking it might be time to update it. Girls of Tech 2008. Sounds like I have something to do on Monday now…
25 ty // Nov 19, 2008 at 5:45 pm
mmmmz. *mops up drool* oops… pardon me. ;D
26 SixApart has aquired Pownce, First action is to shut it down // Dec 1, 2008 at 2:38 pm
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