Listen up America, Taco Bell wants you to eat some mo’ flackin’ tacos. During the World Series, if there is one stolen base you get a taco. Are you friggin’ kidding me? There’s is no reason you shouldn’t take advantage of this. Even if you’re one of those people who hate Taco Bell tacos, you should at least gather up your favorite homeless man, and treat him to a taco. In fact, wouldn’t that be a hilarious idea? Go around to every homeless person you see (in San Francisco it’s every other person) and lead them into Taco Bell. You’d be like the homeless Pied Piper. Taco Bell would freak out if you drove a bus load of homeless people and sorority girls to Taco Bell and demanded your free taco. You can guarantee that Diabla, being from a country south of the border and a sorority girl, will force me to drive to every Taco Bell in a 30 mile radius. She just loves her Tacos.
There are some rules you must know before you rush out to get a free taco. Yes, it is true if there is any stolen base by any person, then you can go into any Taco Bell and get a taco. However, if a base is stolen in Games 1 or 2, you can collect your Free Crunchy Seasoned Beef Taco on Tuesday, Oct. 30. If a base is stolen in games 3-7, the redemption date is Nov. 6. Don’t be the idiot that rolls in on November 1st asking for a taco. They will tell you and your 40 friends, “No, taco. Should have come in yesterday. Would you like to try a Mexican pizza?” Speaking of Mexican pizzas, apparently I ordered 3 of them the other day. I told the dude that I wanted 3 beef meximelts with no pico di gallo and extra cheese, but instead I got 3 Mexican pizzas. I’ve never been more confused or upset. How you gonna mix up meximelts with Mexican pizzas? Are the buttons close together? Come on, Ralph. It’s game time and daddy needs his meximelts.
I guess now you have a reason to watch the worst World Series ever shown on TV. How bad is it? Take this little nugget and put it in your pocket. The ratings for the Cowboys - Vikings game was hirer than the ratings for game 7 of the ALCS. You think anyone cares about the friggin’ Red Sox? I wouldn’t give them a taco if they stole a base for it.
I just thought about how disgusting a bus full of homeless people would be. Maybe instead of driving them, you should just grab a flute and lead them to Taco Bell.
14 responses so far ↓
1 Sally // Oct 23, 2007 at 2:06 pm
We don’t have Tacco Bell in England, or the World Series, or homeless people….. this is discrimination Toph
2 Toph // Oct 23, 2007 at 2:23 pm
what do you have there?
3 AB // Oct 23, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Toph, let’s run away together. Only you would report on my favorite restaurant’s giveaway like this. I printed out your blog, and I’ve marked my calendar so I won’t be the assole who rolls in on the wrong day for her free taco.
4 Brock Landers // Oct 24, 2007 at 7:24 am
I must have eaten there about 5 times a week during college. Those were the days.
5 Toph // Oct 24, 2007 at 7:32 am
ab - it’s not me you want… it’s those sexy tacos.
brock - all you gots to do is get yourself an illegal. all they want to do is eat tacos. it’s glorious.
6 King Steve // Oct 24, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Did you watch the game tonight?…
They showed two players talking about it…Shit was funny as hell…
7 Sally // Oct 25, 2007 at 1:26 pm
We have this
http://www.manze.co.uk/
Oh and don’t get me started on traditional jellied eels!!!!
8 Paula // Nov 5, 2007 at 2:36 am
And we have this, not food related but there is never a bad time to give Belfast a free plug. It’s the Wheel of Belfast, i can see it from my Office & love it-
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/article3107421.ece
http://www.worldtouristattractions.co.uk/wta_wheels.php
9 Toph // Nov 5, 2007 at 8:17 am
you know you miss taco bell, paula…
10 Paula // Nov 5, 2007 at 8:32 am
damn right… we have NO mexican restaurants here… it’s shite… come over & open a restaurant, there’s a market, i’d go!
11 Toph // Nov 5, 2007 at 8:39 am
i’ll send jon… he’s mexican… kind of.
12 Paula // Nov 6, 2007 at 2:51 am
our messages yesterday got me dreaming of…whataburger! or whatever you call that place.
mmmm breakfast taquitos.
13 Toph // Nov 6, 2007 at 8:12 am
oh man!!! i haven’t had one since july.
stupid california doesn’t have whataburger.
but, i get one in 2 weeks!!!
14 Paula // Nov 6, 2007 at 8:20 am
i bet those taquitos don’t travel well or i’ll ask you to ship me one :(
it’s been YEARS! 2 weeks, pah
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