As you all know, the part that separates me from you is my impeccable taste in shades. They have been a Toph special since the beginning of time. Most people have a hard time picking out the right type of shades for their face, and they end up looking like idiots. Unfortunately, they don’t realize they look like idiots until it’s too late, and a skillet has passed them by. I’m here to change that for you. Here’s your guide for buying sunglasses this Fall Season.
If you need help being a little cooler than you are, then start with a basic, normal pair of aviators. There’s no reason you should spend more than 10 bucks on a good pair of aviators. I, personally, get all of my aviators at a little truck stop a country town in Texas that my parents live in. I suggest picking up a couple of pairs silver and gold, just in case one breaks or bends out shape. The reason you should get both pairs, is because you never know when you’ll need a change of pace. Since they’re so cheap, you shouldn’t have a problem.
A twist on the normal aviators, are the plastic framed aviators. These are good when you want to add a little substance to your style and jump off the beaten path. You have to be careful when wearing them, though. I’m not saying they can be feminine, but they can be feminine. Try to go big if you’re going to do it, because you have to own something like this. I recommend these Christian Dior’s. Maybe not so much the pink the shading, but you get the picture.
I saw some surprisingly sweet sunglasses (5 consecutive S’s… a new record) at American Eagle the other day, while Diabla was shopping for some sexies. They reminded of the Teen Wolf 2 shades. Talk about an underrated movie, man, Teen Wolf 2 was friggin’ golden. Anyways, they’re kind of a kick back to the old school and retro is apparently always cool.
Now, if you’re bold and filthy rich, then get run out and get the Emporio Armani Shields or the Burberry Metal Mask. I know you can afford it. You wouldn’t be reading this on your yacht if you couldn’t afford it. Do you know how much cooler you’ll look checking out your iPhone with these shades on? Basically, chicks will throw their sexuals at you. Trust me. I walked through Union Square yesterday and had to carry an umbrella. It was raining sexuals. Absolutely disgusting, but incredibly awesome. It was totally worth the measly $140 I dropped on them.
18 responses so far ↓
1 AB // Oct 2, 2007 at 11:24 pm
“As you all know, the part that separates me from you is my impeccable taste in shades.”
I love that you’re totally serious about this. Please post a picture of you and some of your skillets all wearing some shades. Oh we’d love it so.
2 Toph Life… Sunglasses at Eye Care // Oct 3, 2007 at 4:55 am
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3 Stephanie // Oct 3, 2007 at 6:12 am
Toph I put you in one stinking sunglasses photo shoot and you’re now the shades man? Well I guess you pulled it off so its okay, but why isn’t that picture posted up top? You know your counterpart in those ads, Miss Marie? Shes engaged. Random.
4 Toph // Oct 3, 2007 at 7:44 am
oh shit… how could i forget?
Sexiness HERE
5 Toph // Oct 3, 2007 at 7:45 am
And AB…. there are 4 photos for you in the second sentence.
i look so good.
6 Brock Landers // Oct 3, 2007 at 8:01 am
Who is that broad? She’s very hot.
7 Toph // Oct 3, 2007 at 8:18 am
which one? the one in the main photo or the one in link?
the main photo is the alessandra ambrosio.
the one in the glasses photo is Miss Marie… who’s apparently engaged. although… i hope it’s not to that one dude.
8 CAC // Oct 3, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Sitting on my yacht in the Mediterranean, sipping rare vintages of Bordeaux, reading Tophspeaks.com, and shopping online for expensive sunglasses.
Yup, sounds like my life.
P.S. Did I mention I’ve started blogging again? Except, not on Bob…christiancamerota.wordpress.com.
Creative title, I know. It was Beau’s idea.
I also love how I’m trying to steal publicity from you by posting all of this on your blog comments. What can I say? I’m an attention whore.
9 CAC // Oct 3, 2007 at 2:14 pm
PS That picture of you in the rectangular shades? Uhhh…I don’t even have words for it.
You look like Jordie from Star Trek.
10 Toph // Oct 3, 2007 at 2:16 pm
i look like sex… i thought you were too busy being an investment banker to be online.
and why, if your starting a new blog, did you link the Computer Applications Corporation?
11 CAC // Oct 3, 2007 at 2:22 pm
hahahaha…I didn’t know CAC was the computer applications corporation…who knew my initials were so important?
12 Toph // Oct 3, 2007 at 2:25 pm
i guess the computer applications corporation did.
i can’t believe you’re in the Med. i’ll charter a plane and meet you there by sunrise. the ladies will love it.
13 CAC // Oct 3, 2007 at 2:27 pm
The only thing this yacht is missing is a toph. Conveniently, that’s exactly what the mediterranean ladies are missing too.
The high seas just aren’t the same without you in them, you know?
14 Toph // Oct 3, 2007 at 2:41 pm
i do… let me close this deal and we’ll make it happen.
15 King Steve // Oct 3, 2007 at 10:40 pm
I need to get a good pair of Aviators….
The thing with sunglasses is that they don’t fit well under a hat…
16 Toph // Oct 4, 2007 at 7:12 am
no they don’t… but if you’re wearing a hat, then you really don’t need sunglasses.
17 phate » Toph Life… Sunglasses // Nov 29, 2007 at 10:29 am
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18 Toph // Nov 29, 2007 at 10:31 am
straight cash homey
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