I was looking at buying new running shoes, because to be as sexy as I am you have to workout. I went into the Nike Store in Union Square during lunch today to try and find some new shoes, but was unlucky. The sexual who was helping me out suggested I go back to work and design my own if I wasn’t happy. Speaking of which, why was she so hot and what was she doing working at the Nike Store? I mean, was she still in High School? No way, it was lunch time on a Friday. She would have had to be in school since the school year has resumed, unless her school had some sort of Nike Co-op work program, which I doubted because when her and I went to lunch together and she ordered alcohol. I guess she could have just forgotten go to go college, and then ended up in a dead end job or had a fake ID, which is sexy because that makes her dangerous. Regardless, I was lucky to meet what’s-her-name.
I immediately came back to work (the place where I write 1 - 3 blogs a day… hahaha… work…) and began designing The Nike Toph. I like that they’re a singular name and not a plural name. I’ve had some Jordan’s, and remember friends who had, the KG’s, the Kobe’s,the Shaq’s and the Dirk’s. Wait, maybe Dirk never had a shoe. I beat you, Dirk. So, it’s funny that my shoes are singular. Screw you grammar! Anyhow… Here are The Nike Toph. Availible online only…
And to steal my idea and design your own shoe, go here… Nike and Reebok
(Toph’s note: No Pop Star was harmed in the making of this shoe… not even Avril)
8 responses so far ↓
1 AB // Aug 24, 2007 at 5:41 pm
I am in love with your Nike Tophs.
2 Toph // Aug 25, 2007 at 11:52 am
oh… yeah… uh… it’s The Nike Toph
3 King Steve // Aug 26, 2007 at 11:39 pm
What’s the deal with those shocks on your shoes? You a track star or some shit?
4 Alison // Aug 26, 2007 at 11:51 pm
I’m spreading the Toph around TCU campus, just for your info. Also, the shoes are money.
5 Toph // Aug 27, 2007 at 7:38 am
ali - it’s not the first time i’ve been spread around tcu…
king - if by track star you mean, smoke 2 packs a day, drink 12 beers a night, and eat taco bell, mickey d’s, burger king, and pure beef fat… then yes… i’m a track star
6 Alison // Aug 27, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Yeah I know, some of my friends are still itching from the Toph…
7 Toph // Aug 27, 2007 at 1:44 pm
that doesn’t go away either…
8 Toph Life… Up in the Gym // Nov 15, 2007 at 12:33 pm
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