The first skillet in the A.WE (after .wordpress.com era) is little Ashley Tisdale. You may not know who she is, and to be honest, neither did I. Until that faithful day that La Diabla pointed her out to me. (By the way, you should marry the girl who points out cute girls to you.) Well, I’ll explain in a little more detail. We were surfing channels (not watching a show on the Disney channel that we’ve somehow become addicted to starring a certain ex Achy Break Heart singer and his daughter named Miley Cyprus. We’re fucking dorks.) and Ashley popped up and did the whole Mickey Ear thing. I said, “She’s cute.” La Diabla says, “Yeah, that’s Ashley Tisdale. Can you believe she’s like 23?” Um, she’s legal? Sweet! And that’s how I became an Ashley Tisdale fan.
Who is she? Well, let’s take it to the Wiki’s. She plays Maddie on the show The Suite Life… I think it has the kids that wipe their own ass from Big Daddy. They’ve gotten fat. Kids should be on diets. She also plays Sharpay Evans in the wildly successful High School Musical. I haven’t seen the movie/musical, but it’s everywhere I go. If you have a family member under the age of 13 you know this movie, but you’ve probably never seen it.
She has done some legit work, too. Not that Disney Channel isn’t legit; I mean, just ask Shia LaBeouf. She was in Donnie Darko, and a whole slew of television shows.
She also had a record that came out in February. Yeah, that’s weird, but keep in mind she became famous for a musical. I actually didn’t know about the record, but it’s not like I’m going to rush out and buy it. No, that’s dumb. Some would even say creepy for a 26 year old guy to go out and buy a Disney produced CD. Nope… I’ll download it.
Anyhow, I’m sure she’s about to become a really big deal, so get used to her. She’s pretty cute.
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August 9, 2007 at 6:58 pm
[...] The first skillet in the A.WE (after .wordpress.com era) is little Ashley Tisdale. You may not know who she is, and to be honest, neither did I. Until that faithful day that La Diabla pointed her out to me. (By the way, you should marry the girl who… …more [...]
August 9, 2007 at 6:58 pm
[...] The first skillet in the A.WE (after .wordpress.com era) is little Ashley Tisdale. You may not know who she is, and to be honest, neither did I. Until that faithful day that La Diabla pointed her out to me. (By the way, you should marry the girl who… …more [...]
August 10, 2007 at 9:16 am
Mr. Toph…
Ashley is much too young and innocent for you to be posting on your pornographic page.
All you do is take young vixens and expose them.
And it needs to stop.
My daughter is the cream of the crop and you violating her and little Ashley’s sanctity should not be tolerated.
Besides, Ashley’s scrawny with a pudgy belly and an ugly face.
What’s that? You have incriminating photos of me beating to pictures of my daughter?
oh…
Then I take it all back.
Keep up the good work.
August 10, 2007 at 9:16 am
Mr. Toph…
Ashley is much too young and innocent for you to be posting on your pornographic page.
All you do is take young vixens and expose them.
And it needs to stop.
My daughter is the cream of the crop and you violating her and little Ashley’s sanctity should not be tolerated.
Besides, Ashley’s scrawny with a pudgy belly and an ugly face.
What’s that? You have incriminating photos of me beating to pictures of my daughter?
oh…
Then I take it all back.
Keep up the good work.
August 10, 2007 at 9:51 am
sir… with all due respect… ashley, much like allison, is over the legal blog age limit, which is 14… i think.
August 10, 2007 at 9:51 am
sir… with all due respect… ashley, much like allison, is over the legal blog age limit, which is 14… i think.
August 13, 2007 at 3:53 pm
[...] Skillets – Ashley Tisdale, Miranda Kerr, Megan Fox, Minka Kelly, Jessica Alba, Adriana Lima, Katherine McPhee, Jarah [...]
August 13, 2007 at 3:53 pm
[...] Skillets – Ashley Tisdale, Miranda Kerr, Megan Fox, Minka Kelly, Jessica Alba, Adriana Lima, Katherine McPhee, Jarah [...]
August 23, 2007 at 2:46 pm
[...] High School Musical 2 Sing-A-Long was, but then you’ll think I’m an idiot. Sorry, but Ashley Tisdale is just that hot. I guess we should focus on Hyori (however you pronounce that), who is she the [...]
August 23, 2007 at 2:46 pm
[...] High School Musical 2 Sing-A-Long was, but then you’ll think I’m an idiot. Sorry, but Ashley Tisdale is just that hot. I guess we should focus on Hyori (however you pronounce that), who is she the [...]
September 5, 2007 at 12:25 pm
[...] Skillets – Sophia Bush, Lee Hyroi, Laura Vandervoort, Ashley Tisdale, Miranda Kerr, Megan Fox, Minka Kelly, Jessica Alba, Adriana Lima, Katherine McPhee, Jarah Mariano, [...]
September 5, 2007 at 12:25 pm
[...] Skillets – Sophia Bush, Lee Hyroi, Laura Vandervoort, Ashley Tisdale, Miranda Kerr, Megan Fox, Minka Kelly, Jessica Alba, Adriana Lima, Katherine McPhee, Jarah Mariano, [...]
September 30, 2007 at 8:18 pm
[...] Time Award – Ashley Tisdale – Well, she did pretty well for herself this year. Let’s see – Massive Disney Channel Movie? [...]
September 30, 2007 at 8:18 pm
[...] Time Award – Ashley Tisdale – Well, she did pretty well for herself this year. Let’s see – Massive Disney Channel Movie? [...]