Toph Speaks

No pshaw, actually. Apparently, this mythological pairing actually does exist in the form of Nicole Lapin. The minds of CNN have finally created the robot woman that men have craved since the beginning. (Wow… this is really sounding sexist. She’s so hot she’s making me sexist.) Yesterday I found myself in a stricken with boredom, so I decided to see what was happening in the news. I had read every blog on entertainment, sports and women, which left me with the news. I didn’t feel like reading, because I’m lazy, so I made it over to CNN Live Video (formally Pipeline). I was watching some story that I didn’t care about when Nicole Lapin, CNN Live Video anchor, came on. She’s the host of CNN’s Pipeline, and she’s special. I immediately started do research, and once again, was lead straight to Wired Magazine. Apparently, the writers of Wired are always one step ahead of me. Wired has kind of started to make me mad, so I went with the Wiki instead. She’s like a button, cute, smart, well-spoken, witty, and always on top of things. She’s also on your desktop for about 4 hours a day, so it’s likely you’ll be able to watch her while at work. She works solo, which means you won’t have any idiot trying to steal the camera from her. Best of all is that she’s a complete nerd. What more could you ask for?

Here are a few things I discovered about Nicole from the Wiki:

- Lapin studied for two semesters at European Union politics at L’Institut d’Etudes Politiques de Paris
- She also attended Harvard University and Columbia University.
- Lapin graduated from the Medill School of Journalism at Northwestern University summa cum laude and as valedictorian of her class
- Lapin has become a spokeswoman for the Starlight Starbright Children’s Foundation
- Fluent in 5 languages
- Quoted saying, “My desk is now a crime scene” soon after a shooting that occurred a few feet away from her desk.

Go HERE to watch Nicole Lapin daily… and check out her fan site HERE