So, you want to know how to be awesome? Well, why don’t you let Beau show you how.
Step 1 - “Alright, this shouldn’t be a big deal.” 
Step 2 - “What the hell am I doing?” 
Step 3 - “This is normal at a restaurant.” 
Step 4 - “Here we go.” 
Step 5 - “How did I get talked into this?” 
Step 6 - “I love this!!!” 
Step 7 - “Bitches, that’s how it’s done. Check Please.”
7 responses so far ↓
1 beau // Jul 2, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Represent. That’s how us unemployed folk roll.
2 Toph // Jul 2, 2007 at 6:08 pm
fuckin’ respekt
3 Alison // Jul 7, 2007 at 6:34 am
I guess my question is: what kind of restaurant serves its’ customers latex gloves? Or, why did you have a latex glove with you? Is that some San Fran thing, sort of an updated Michael Jackson’s white glove?
4 Toph // Jul 9, 2007 at 4:29 pm
you know… i’m not sure.
our friend, blake, came out of the bathroom and had one… which i know will lead to more questions.
i’m afraid that i cannot answer them. i just let the aussie do what he does.
5 Dude… What Happened?! // Nov 29, 2007 at 6:26 pm
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6 Ray Hernandez // Nov 29, 2007 at 9:58 pm
how the hell did i miss this post? That is amazing…I haven’t seen that since the christian pep rally guys came and tore phone books in half.
7 Toph // Nov 30, 2007 at 12:26 am
beau was one of the christian guys
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