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Would You? Ana Ivanovic

June 8th, 2007 · 7 Comments

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So, I’ve decided to start a new feature on the world famous Toph Speaks. It’s called, “Would you?” as you saw from the title. Basically, I’ll post some photos of a chick that I’m undecided about, and ask if you’d do her. The question of would you started back when Ray and I were younger. Basically, we’d ask the other one, “Would you?” If he said yes, then we’d feel better about ourselves. If he said no, then we’d hold our heads down in embarrassment, or try to convince them otherwise. It’s also something that we’ve kept with us, and spread globally. Now, all you have to say is “Would You?” and your friend knows exactly what you’re talking about and response to you. So, here we are.

Would you? Tennis Player Ana Ivanovic.

She just crushed Sharapova and is headed to the French Open Finals. You know what… I think I would. She’s from Switzerland, and she’s pretty cute. Ana is friggin’ 6″1′, and a damn good tennis player. She started playing tennis at the age of 5 after seeing it on TV, and she’s been kind of hot since age 18, which was only 2 years ago. She can’t drink, but she can look kind of hot and sometimes not. Her superstitions are to bounce the ball only once before serving and to not walk on lines of the court. As well make with the sex. (Not actually in her bio.) See more HERE

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7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Pete Sampras // Jun 8, 2007 at 11:24 pm

    Would I?
    Do you mean have I?
    Yes.
    Would I AGAIN?
    Yes.

    Her legs are almost as good as her lobs…if you know what I’m talking about.

    P.S. Toph- Love the new feature. You never fail to just consistently make it happen, do you?
    I wish you were a publicly traded stock. You would have made me a very rich man by now.

  • 2 Toph // Jun 8, 2007 at 11:26 pm

    Pete Fucking Sampras!!!
    The King of Swing.
    I should have known, you ole dog, you.

  • 3 raydawg88 // Jun 9, 2007 at 4:44 am

    I could totally breed an athlete with her. YES!

  • 4 Toph // Jun 9, 2007 at 6:56 pm

    done and done…

  • 5 MS // Jul 19, 2007 at 5:07 am

    Are you kidding? Who in their right mind would say no? She’s easily the hottest woman in tennis.

  • 6 Toph // Jul 20, 2007 at 6:48 am

    done and done. i think the I’s have it.

  • 7 Vincent // May 1, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    surely I would!
    I want to make 1000 sins wit her…all night long

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