Sometimes a brotha hasta work, ya heard? I don’t know why, but I’ve been trying to bring ebonics back. Needless to say, it’s not working.
I thought I should bring you all an Allison Stokke update, since it seems to be the only traffic I can drive to my blog anyways. Hello?!?! I love the Yankees? No? Nothing? Fine, beyotches. As you’ve all heard by now (and as reported by the minds at The Bastardly), Mr. Stokke is a vigilante trying to get all of you to stop ogling his daughter and I am with him. The only thing we aren’t in agreement on is the douchebag she has been seen with. I still don’t believe these to be true. I’m sure Mr. Stokke will handle that ass clown. (By the way, if you’re not reading The Bastardly you should.
That’s right, suckas, Mr. Stokke, or The Stokkenator as I like to call him, and I are in agreement. You shouldn’t be looking at his ridiculously hot daughter and thinking those thoughts. You should be looking at her and thinking about her potential to become a great athlete. As I’ve said before, the chick is going to surpass all the Pole Vaulting greats. Who can forget the likes of Jeff Hartwig or Sergie Bubka? Not me, and surely not you. Hell, Sergie has a sweet statue of himself. Can you say that? Hell no.
So, let’s stop being creepy, and let’s start erecting a statue. A statue of 9Toes Stokke. The campaign has started. Stokke in 2008. 9Toes to bring down Communism.
Until then, here are some more photos.
and of the Douche.. sweet popped collar…
The Man, the Myth, the Legend - Allan Stokke - President in 2008
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1 Allison Stokke pictures » BetterField! // Jun 1, 2007 at 12:22 am
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2 Move Over Stokke… Here Comes Lauren Collins « Toph Speaks // Jun 26, 2007 at 10:04 pm
[...] next great thing and thankfully we may have found her. I mean can you blame us for looking? With Allison Stokke trying her best to stay away from all things fame, despite the rumor that she’ll be signing [...]
3 Sweet Stokke! // Mar 6, 2008 at 11:41 am
[...] I was out of town. Regardless, Allison Stokke is back with vengeance. As you know, (from here, here and here) we here at TophSpeaks are huge Stokke fans. Why? Because we like to see female athletes [...]
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