It’s been a really slow day today. I didn’t want to go into the weekend, with nothing, so it’s time I talk about the Mavs. We aren’t far away from the end of the season, and with the playoffs looming, I’d like to give some analysis. Look at it as the way I’d like things to break down.
Round 1 – Golden State – I would absolutely love to see a match-up with the Warriors. It would finally shut these Bay Area people up for an entire year. How long has been since the Warriors were in the playoffs? It also has so many underlined themes to it. Nellie against Avery. Warriors winning like 8 out 10 of the last games. Stephen Jackson trying to kill people. Literally, the guy will try to murder Dirk. I would seriously consider putting bodyguards around Dirk, and make sure he stays away from the Loon. You got that, Dirk? Stay away from the Loon.
Round 2 – Houston – There is not another team I hate as much as I hate the Rockets, except the Jazz. I hate everything about them. I hate Yao, T-Mac, and the rest of those idiots. I hate that people in Houston actually think they are good. They’re not good. The rest of the league stinks. You tell me one team below the top 4 in the West who deserves to be there? You can’t, because they don’t. Hell the #8 seed, currently the Clips, are playing sub .500 basketball. I want to see the Mavs play Houston because I hate them, and I want the Mavs to beat them… again.
Round 3 – San Antonio – As much as I hate to admit it, I don’t mind this years Spurs team. Maybe, it’s that I don’t care enough about them this year, and don’t see them as big as a threat as in the years before. (Weird coincidence… my friend Ryan just called to tell me he was at Will Call for the Mavs – Jazz game. I hate that I’m not in Dallas right now. Apparently, there are tornadoes happening all around. Um, maybe I don’t hate as much. God bless the earthquake.) When it comes down to the Mavs – Spurs (He called back to tell me he’s sitting courtside. Link to pictures to come.) I think it’s a much greater rivalry than the Mavs – Suns. Yeah, they have Nash, but they also have a coach with a child molester mustache. It’s not in good taste. Plus, La Diabla has family in San Antonio, so it would be a fun topic at the wedding. Especially, when we win.
Finals – I want a Mavs – Heat Finals. After all that happened last year, and then every thing that’s happened this year, the Mavs need that game. Dirk needs to prove he’s an MVP type player, and the rest need to prove that they weren’t just a good regular season team. Also, the Heat Dancers are really hot.
Have a great weekend. Maybe we’ll talk before Monday.
How can you not mind the Spurs this year? Anyone who is even slightly a BIT of competition to us we have to hate with utter disgust! Get with it!! But seriously, they are an old team…And I agree, Houston is terrible…so not a fan of their team!! We need to win it this year…that’s all I have to say about that – need to recover from last year’s devastation!
i don’t mind them because we’re now 3 – 1 against them. none of the games have been very intense. the only one that really even got me on the edge of my seat was last weeks game. even then, once duncan was thrown out, it was over.
i do hate them with all of my soul, but they don’t frighten me as much as years past.