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Yearly Archives: 2007
Happy New Years from TophSpeaks…
Miss me, bitches? Hope you all had a sexual Christmas and you have a safe and sexy New Years 2008. We’ll be back on Wednesday with fresh shyit, new skillets and, of course, our 2007 in review. Word up, homeskillets. … Continue reading
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Merry Christmas from 'Sheed and Company
Just phenomenal. By the way, who caught Dirk light it up against the Suns last night. It’s good to have Mavs basketball back to normal. I only post this, because they showed up in a big way against the hated … Continue reading
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Lost Season 4 – January 31st
We have to go back, Kate. WE HAVE TO GO BACK!
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I Apologize…
I’m sorry I haven’t stepped it up with Ask Toph like I should. I ran across this little number (get ready for confusion) while reading the Secret Diary of Steve Jobs, who posted a question from Jennifer in Akron to … Continue reading
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Skillet of the Week… Stacy Keibler
(Toph’s Note: Tis the season for the last week of blogging for me. My company is closed till after New Years, so TophSpeaks will be closed till after New Years starting on Friday. I know you bitches will miss me. … Continue reading
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Toph Life… Smell like a Winner
One of the most important aspects for getting the sex is the way you smell. It’s very important that you incorporate the appropriate smells into your lifestyle, or you’ll find yourself alone and stinky. There are 3 important aspects to … Continue reading
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Skillet of the Week… Natalie Portman
I’ve always been a major fan of Natalie Portman. I think it began once I saw the movie Beautiful Girls for the first. Have you seen that movie? Highly underrated. “Stay cool, man. Stay cool forever.” Since The Professional, Natalie … Continue reading
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The 10 Sporting Events that Changed My Life…
I was about to write something very negative about where sports is heading. But, sports means too much to me. I’m not sure it would matter where it headed, I’d probably still watch. I will still raise my children to … Continue reading
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Ask Toph XIX…
I figured, maybe, I should kind of give the new readers a bit of history into Ask Toph. I guess you could say Ask Toph is what put this little site on the map. If there’s one thing I’ve always … Continue reading
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Toph Life… The Perfect Woman – Heidi Klum
(Toph’s note: This is all just a reason to post up Heidi Klum.) OK, I’ve had no problem talking up the ladies of Victoria’s Secret. There is no argument that they’re among the hottest women alive, besides my wife, of … Continue reading
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