Miss me, bitches? Hope you all had a sexual Christmas and you have a safe and sexy New Years 2008. We’ll be back on Wednesday with fresh shyit, new skillets and, of course, our 2007 in review. Word up, homeskillets. Late.
December 20, 2007
Merry Christmas from 'Sheed and Company
Just phenomenal. By the way, who caught Dirk light it up against the Suns last night. It’s good to have Mavs basketball back to normal. I only post this, because they showed up in a big way against the hated Celtics last night. And now… Merry Christmas from Rasheed Wallace and friends. Remix!
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December 18, 2007
I Apologize…
I’m sorry I haven’t stepped it up with Ask Toph like I should. I ran across this little number (get ready for confusion) while reading the Secret Diary of Steve Jobs, who posted a question from Jennifer in Akron to Zac de la Rocha of Rage Against the Machine. So, question from Jennifer in Akron [...]
December 17, 2007
Skillet of the Week… Stacy Keibler
(Toph’s Note: Tis the season for the last week of blogging for me. My company is closed till after New Years, so TophSpeaks will be closed till after New Years starting on Friday. I know you bitches will miss me. Maybe I’ll check in while I’m showing my parents around SF for their first time [...]
December 11, 2007
Toph Life… Smell like a Winner
One of the most important aspects for getting the sex is the way you smell. It’s very important that you incorporate the appropriate smells into your lifestyle, or you’ll find yourself alone and stinky.
There are 3 important aspects to cologne that you should be aware of before you buy. You must know how to buy, [...]
December 10, 2007
Skillet of the Week… Natalie Portman
I’ve always been a major fan of Natalie Portman. I think it began once I saw the movie Beautiful Girls for the first. Have you seen that movie? Highly underrated. “Stay cool, man. Stay cool forever.” Since The Professional, Natalie has always had an eye for choosing the best movies and not being overcome with [...]
December 8, 2007
The 10 Sporting Events that Changed My Life…
I was about to write something very negative about where sports is heading. But, sports means too much to me. I’m not sure it would matter where it headed, I’d probably still watch. I will still raise my children to love the Cowboys and Mavs, and I will let them decide between the Yankees or [...]
December 6, 2007
Ask Toph XIX…
I figured, maybe, I should kind of give the new readers a bit of history into Ask Toph. I guess you could say Ask Toph is what put this little site on the map. If there’s one thing I’ve always been good at, besides making sweet, sweet love, it’s helping people with their problems. Whether [...]
December 5, 2007
Toph Life… The Perfect Woman – Heidi Klum
(Toph’s note: This is all just a reason to post up Heidi Klum.)
OK, I’ve had no problem talking up the ladies of Victoria’s Secret. There is no argument that they’re among the hottest women alive, besides my wife, of course. Maybe not the smartest, but definitely the hottest. I’ve been waiting to pull this out [...]
