Toph Speaks

What a wonderful weekend last weekend was. The NBA All Star game was in Houston, the Daytona 500, Olympics, College Basketball, it was a sports filled weekend. Mix in a few beers and you have the formula for a great weekend. I think everything is coming together on the myspace front. Most everyone is back, some subscribers are back, and still people haven’t deleted the old Toph. I still haven’t figured that out yet. My only rant is about iPods. Don’t get me wrong, I love my iPod, but there are things I wish they’d fix. Cover art. How is it that when I pop a cd to add to my itunes it doesn’t pick up the cover art? I mean, it can scan the name of the band, the name of the song, the type of music, and the name of the album, but not the cover art. It’s a senseless act really. I find myself throwing things because of it. On to the questions.

Andre in Chicago, IL - Toph, what the hell happened? I’m still not clear why you had to switch myspaces. Fill me in.

Andre, I’m still not clear. I went to log in one day and it told me my password wasn’t correct. So, I tried again and nothing. I though, “My this is strange.” So I went to enter my email address so they could send me my password. It said there was no such email address. DO WHAT NOW?!? I gave it a few weeks. Constant emails to the worst help desk in the world (the myspace help) and only received auto-replies. After a few weeks I gave up and created a new one. I am now trying to get the other deleted for identity theft. Make sense?

Lisa in Scranton, PA - Toph, how is it that you are able to have the love with so many ladies, yet never come up with a disease? When will you settle down?

Lisa, that’s a valid question and as soon as I come up to Scranton you’ll find out. Seriously though, there are 5 days in a week and 2 weekend days. There are so many opportunities for the relations. I settle down with every lady I am with. I just can’t commit.

Steve in Seattle, WA - Hey Toph, there’s this chick in my speech class and I have to get her notice me. I want to make the sex with her and I may even stay to cuddle. Please help.

Steve, I would just make an awesome speech about flowers. Chicks love flower speeches. Make sure you talk about how you stole flowers from a neighbor’s garden and how lovely it was. Then, after scoring a righteous A , sit down and tell her it was about the neighbor’s daughter. No doubt she’ll ask you to start making babies immediately. Take it slow, Steve, but no reason you can’t start making gravy noodles immediately.

Mike in Charlotte, NC - Toph, I was thinking of asking my girlfriend to marry me. That’s cool right.

Mike, not cool.

Ashley in Gainsville, FL - I have the drive of a guy. I want it all the time. Is that bad?

Last time I checked… no. Just be safe. Wash the crowbar after each use.

Here’s what I’m watching: Mondays - Two and a Half Men | Tuesdays - I’m still upset about the cancellation of Love Monkey. I boycott TV. | Wednesday - American Idol results show (rocks!) | Thursday - Sunday - Sports and Drinking

Here’s what I’m listening to: Jack’s Mannequin (so good) | Hot Hot Heat | Mos Def | and old school flavor of the week Another Bad Creation at the Playground.

Chicks I’m sleeping with: Lebanese | Half Asian both are so good.